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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sweats, Dec 4, 2012.

  1. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    My missus is a slender 8st 9 or thereabouts and goes to the gym 3/4 times a week.

    She's probably about twice the weight of you though Tobias, a gust of wind would flatten you mind, ****, one of my power farts would knock you off your feet with wind power alone, never mind the stench of ****e and cum mixed in.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Pics or yer banned.
     
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  3. Toby

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    Edge don't start this again, we established long ago that I'm the ultimate fighter on not606, don't try that **** with me <grr> <grr>

    There's nothing wrong with plump ladies, I'm not going to judge you if that's your thing, she'd look fabulous in those shoes, it would show off her canckle fat <ok>

    Kirun is the skinny little runt on here btw.
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

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    Would that be Gym Dunbar by any chance.
     
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  5. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    She does come back in at night stinking of cauliflower <wah>
     
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  6. jenthesaint1990

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    its very disturbing that you know how much she weighs to the pound. i take it she is on a tight leash with you?
     
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  7. RAVENBLACK

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    Jesus make your mind up ffs.

    First you tell us we don't show enough interest and then you slag us off as being disturbed for taking an interest.

    By the way Edge is that her weight in the scud?
     
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  8. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    She gives me a running commentary of ever pound gained or lost.

    I got into bother last night because she put on 2lbs because I bought square sausages for brekkie on Sunday morning because the kids wanted them, she had 2 rolls that she made and it's my fault that she made them, then ate them because I bought them for the kids.
     
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  10. LEROY FER 10

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    I bought a new WII U for my kids, decided to get it out of the box to set up the internet etc and **** me was it annoying. Usually you can add a device by putting in the security code for the router but not this bastard ,i had to input my ip and all the other **** into the pad thing and it took me ages..
    So glad i didn`t attempt that christmas morning with three judging disappointed faces asking me why i can`t make it work...
     
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    So you Scots really are tight fisted ****s then :D
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

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    I could mention tight fists and all you mopey ****y morris dancers in England but I won't.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Female logic. It's a constant surprise.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    I mean... <grr>
     
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  18. Q

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    I get me bitch to do the buying
     
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  19. Q

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    I fecking pay like
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Bought wifey a kindle fire, bought myself an i pad <ok>
     
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