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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Jul 28, 2010.

  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    <muircantevenworkemail> <grr>

    <magic for admin>
     
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  2. Tina_old

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    Talking about spastics, I was looking in as a guest on a Celtic forum, checking if there were any rumours of other signings. Someone used the phrase, 'Like a *****l eating a choc ice', to describe how eager Celtic should be to sign some player or other. You wouldn't believe the outrage it caused. Now someone has come and deleted the post, as well as every post that included the quote.

    Imagine what they'd think if the sensitive souls came over here and had a look.
     
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  3. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    All aboard the laudy election train whoooo whoo
     
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  4. Kim Jong Il

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    you should have registered and left a link <ok>
     
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  5. Tina_old

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    <laugh>I never thought of that.

    Shouldn't ML be doing the recruitment drive, to bolster support for his new admin job on here?
     
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  6. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I would but if I'm not working, then I'm out on the rape-trail <ok> No spare time. I'd look after this place during working hours <laugh>
     
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    Rape trail? <laugh> We had nature trails at our school, not rape ones.

    It could have made life much more interesting if we had.
     
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  8. Kim Jong Il

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    its everyones responsibility Tina <ok>

    i dont think we have been actively recruiting since i brought in Venom
     
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  9. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Tina, do you like a man with authority? I could get a uniform if you'd like?

    <laugh> Ace treated being admin as a full time job <laugh>
     
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  10. Kim Jong Il

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    i bet he had a uniform as well <ok>
     
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    I think it was his full time job. Remember when he got promoted twice <laugh>
     
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    Every red blooded female likes a man in uniform. Whether I do or not depends if you believe I have a set of knackers or not.

    <laugh>
     
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  13. BolloBollo

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    You're a bit like Lady Gaga Tina. I'd shag you if you had baws or not!
    No need to thank me <ok>
     
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  14. Kim Jong Il

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    i would shag lady/Mr gaga as well never mind the cock, its a good story to tell the grand kids <ok>
     
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    Too right D-man <ok>

    Watching Teenies chart music in the future.

    Aye that that on the telly kids? I pumped it rotten!!

    What that girl on the telly?

    Hahaha, girl! What are you kids like? That actually had a pair of baws and walloper. Aye, yer Grandpa Bollo couped that hing over and pumped it's arse rotten. Ahhh those were the days <ok>
     
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  16. Kim Jong Il

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    <reacharound>
    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. BolloBollo

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    <thatsnogoingupthere...whenirome>
     
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  18. Kim Jong Il

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    i would give it a go, how many people can say they have been shagged up the arse by a female pop star? its not like its that big anyway

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    Exactly Dougie, EXACTLY <ok>

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  20. Kim Jong Il

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    lurpack is gay, men use butter
     
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