Rafa Benitez is like santa Claus - he's getting the sack before Xmas and everyone thinks he's a *****phile Finding out that santa does not exist didn't ruin my childhood - my uncle's cock did that Merry ****ing christmas and happy bollocking new ****ing ****ting year you **** - from eveyone at the Tourettes association
I have to say Stan, this is not the most populated thread is it? I may have to draw a parallel with some of Monacos efforts at this rate, an we all know how ****e they are! It it were comparable to a baby born on the same day, I'd say it would have been found abandoned in a phone box just about now, with serious hyperthermia. Is the mother alive? Will the baby make it...
Twas the night before Christmas, When all through the house, Everybody felt ****ty even the mouse. With Mom at the whore house, And dad smoking grass, I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass! When out on the lawn I hear such a clatter, I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter! When out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment the ****er had fell! He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer, And a big rubber dick for my brother, the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart! He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight, Piss on you all and have a Hell of a night! I've got your back Dan
