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Chelsea - A club to be proud of.

Discussion in 'Chelsea' started by - jordan -, Dec 10, 2012.

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    • Their club is run by a murdering oil-baron.

    • Their players bullied, intimidated and terrified referee Anders Frisk, a man with an impeccable reputation into retirement. These threats, also from fans, included death threats.

    • Days after the September 11th attacks, their "inspirational" captain and "leader" John Terry, joined by Eider Gudjohnsen and Jody Morris decided to mock American tourists about the devastating attacks. These attacks killed 68 British.

    • Their "leader" John Terry was caught having an affair with his own team-mates girlfriend.

    • Their "leader" John Terry is a blatant racist.

    • Their groundsman is a racist.

    • They've had 8 managers in 4 and a half years.

    • Referee Tom Ovrebo was subjected to death threats and had to be smuggled out of the country after denying Chelsea a penalty against Barcelona. Fortunately, he was brave enough to stand up to these cowards and refused to retire.

    • A number of their players, including John Obi Mikel, Romeu, Mata and Ramires accused referee Mark Clattenburg, a totally innocent man, of making racist remarks. Clattenburg ended up missing 4 games whilst he was inevitably and correctly cleared by the FA.

    • They produced the most negative, soul destroying footballing tactics ever seen in a Champions League campaign. Coupled with an extraordinary amount of luck, they fluked their way to the biggest honour in club football in the most sickening way imaginable.

    • Their "leader", who didn't even play in the above mentioned game, celebrated in full kit and shin pads and snatched the trophy lifting moment from stand in captain Frank Lampard. Classy.

    • Having spent more than £2 billion since Abramovich came to the club, they made their first profit this season. £1.4 million.

    • Having finally won the Champions League, they dispensed with the manager who made all this happen just 6 months later, despite still being in all competitions.

    • Their fans (as is shown on this very forum) justify and even encourage coin and object throwing at players.

    • Their players steal toilet seats and taps.

    As you can see, they're quite a club with a lot to be "proud" of.

    These are just the ones off the top of my head. If you can think of more, please add them to the list.

    These achievements really should be applauded <applause>
     
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  2. Redbrynner

    Redbrynner Well-Known Member

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    This thread is going to go down well.

    Think the OP forgot to mention that all Chelsea fans Eat Pandas stuffed with rare birds and then throw puppies at on coming traffic
     
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    Do they? Jesus.
     
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    Yurilly Well-Known Member

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    You mean you didn't know this? No wonder you think we're a club with no tradition.
     
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  5. Redbrynner

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    least of their crimes.....Puppicide and kitten fiddling is the norm in some places
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  7. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    You forgot that all chelsea fans

    *cheered when the queen mother died
    *Killed bambi's mum
    *ripped up the blue peter garden
    *started the Boar War
    *like have david mellor as a fellow supporter
    *Fiddled while rome burnt
    *told the starving to eat cake
    *tell all children under the age of 5 that santa aint real
    *produce the X Factor
    *Caused the xmas Tsunami
    *stick straws up frogs arses and blow into them until they pop
    *eat pot noodles
    *broke the economy

    and will make it snow this week...

    BASTARDS
     
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  8. Exodus Geohaghon

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    Your club is run by some Yank twat who is part of the irritating trend of modern football.

    Ferguson does that on a weekly basis.

    Goodness, Man U aren't ones to belittle death, are they? You couldn't even hold tributes to your own casualties of Munich without profiteering off it.

    Like your most recognized player Rooney who's had affairs twice, and once with a granny? Or your longest-standing one Giggs who had an affair with his ****ing sister-in-law?

    Your club are hardly ones to talk. Your club reported some non-existent racism claim from Evra, the same bloke who loudly shouts the word '******s' on an FC Monaco documentary and used to rob shops in Paris as a kid.

    The turnover rate of your squad in the 90s wasn't so consistent when you were buying success.

    Man U fan talking about fluke. Righto.

    As classy as Rooney shouting incoherent obscenities into a camera for no apparent reason?

    See your spending in the 90s/00s for comparable purchasing of success.

    Your fans are apologists for Cantona who kicked and spat at football supporters who hadn't laid a hand on him. Disgraceful.

    Your fans trashed the toilets at Barnsley away for no apparent reason.

    You're a hypocrite. Fair points about Chelsea, but pretty ****ing rich indeed coming from a scum fan.

    Glad I have a good summary of what's so odious about my two least favourite clubs in one concise post though. Maybe this five minutes was spend productively.
     
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  9. UnitedinRed

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    Move along low leaguer. This is the Premier League board <ok>
     
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    lol <ok>
     
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    I'm sorry, but as a Leeds scum, your opinion is invalid.

    Now thank you and **** off<ok>
     
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    and? Its fuc king Barnsley. Nobody cares <ok>
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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    Probably looked better than pre-riot to be honest.
     
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    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    which one of you fuggers slept with the OP's mum??????????? Something had to have brought this rant on
     
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    please log in to view this image

    "Me Sir"
     
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    His mum was a Panda, and someone stole his canary aswell! ****ers!
     
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    <laugh>#
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Wasn't it Les Ferdinand who admitted to smashing up the Blue Peter Garden ? ****ing scummy spuds <laugh>
     
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  20. Chelsea Pensioner

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    I bet Martin Atkinson is as surprised as Clatternberg to hear that he was involved in any incident with Chelsea players.However, so many refs on the Man U books, not suprising they get a little mixed up up occasionally.
     
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