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****s who don't smoke....

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by gas, Dec 8, 2012.

  1. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    ....tend to be boring mopey bastards.

    GIRFUY
     
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  2. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Smokin a fat one as we speak <laugh>
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I've noticed this. Gave up the ***s six years ago, but it has to be said that smokers are just better people all round. The puritanical ****s who make a big show of coughing and gagging when someone sparks up, want shooting imo.
     
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  4. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    You got it right first time.Just ****'s
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Smoking is cool.

    Emphysema is even cooler.
     
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  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Not 606 is a smoke-friendly site <ok>
     
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  7. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Smokers are 100% more likley to be raving gayers with huge bum holes and small willys and be ugly <ok>
     
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  8. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    Speaking from experience no doubt
     
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  9. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I was told, by a smoker, you I do believe
     
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  10. Secret ranger

    Secret ranger New Member

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    Spot on
     
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  11. Secret ranger

    Secret ranger New Member

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    :biggrin:
     
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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    More smokers than non-smokers die everyday.
     
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  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    My burd ****in smokes. Silly ****.
     
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  14. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Do you get her to brush her teeth before you stick the lips on her? I would.
     
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  15. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Smoker's stink, full stop.
     
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  16. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    It must cost a packet nowadays to be a smoker. How much are 20 cigarettes......£8?
     
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Aye or chewing gum
     
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  18. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Imagine 40 per day? Then factor in 10 years worth. <yikes>
     
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  19. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I used to smoke 20 a day, quit 13 years ago. One of the best things I did.
     
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  20. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Yeah, it's a ****ed practice.
     
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