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Natch's Bar..with...The Natch REP Bank..Now Unstuck...

Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by wizered, Nov 1, 2012.

  1. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Nah her world will end when I leave.
     
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  2. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Good luck Shiny we all know where to come for cheap getaways <ok>
     
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  3. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Doubt ill get it 10 of us have been shortlisted. Would imagine they would give it to someone either more local or more qualified
     
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  4. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Don't matter if you got an interview it means they liked what they saw, in this day and age getting a interview is massive achievement <ok>
     
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  5. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    True I do hope I get it but do have 2 other jobs to fall back on which is something I thought I would never say as works been so ****ing hard to get. Granted they're not the greatest jobs either but still :)
     
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  6. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    I had an agency ring an old git like me up the other day and offered me an interview,I ****ing registered with them 4 years ago and that was the first contact I'd had,says a lot for a POOR old twat......<laugh><laugh>
     
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  7. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Just keep knocking on the doors and you will get something you like <ok>
     
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  8. Rocky blue army

    Rocky blue army Well-Known Member

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    evening lads been in the rovers bar tonight but capt jack has to go to bed now <laugh><laugh><laugh> i thought i would have a go on here.............<ok>
     
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  9. Tom_BCFC

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    Finally <whistle> No chavs in this side <laugh>
     
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  10. Rocky blue army

    Rocky blue army Well-Known Member

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    evening mate ,nice bit of banter on there tonight <ok>
     
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  11. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    Rocky,welcome mate.......ANYTIME.....all are welcome......
     
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  12. cidered abroad

    cidered abroad Well-Known Member

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    Shiny, you should follow your gut instinct based on what the job is. The Scilly Isles are not on Mars, you could still get to Ashton Gate regularly if you want to.
    I lived 12 years in Shropshire and 2 years in Edinburgh but only missed three home league and FA Cup games in all that time due to bad weather or illness. Even now I see at least 6 a season.
    So go for it if you're offered it. Old saying; It's not a rehearsal!
     
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  13. RedorDead

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    There you go Shiny a voice of experience, I wished when I was younger I done these sort of things but had my kids too young and like you lot now we were in a recession so never had the opitunity. Live is ful of regrets just limit them <ok>
     
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  14. wizered

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  15. RedorDead

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  16. wizered

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  17. RedorDead

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    Hence why they are the worlds best <ok>
     
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    > Teacher to class: "what does your dad do at wkends?" Little boy: "He"s a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the moneys good he has sex wiv the punters, he'll let them do anything they want. Teacher takes him aside , ''Is that true''... Little boy '' nah miss its bollox, he plays for Rovers but im too embarrassed to say
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    My wife came home from Work to find me sitting watching the football. "I've decided to leave you, all you do is talk bout football you think bout nothing else'' she said and im seeing someone else'' ''really ?'' i said, ''what team does he support''
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    Husband says to his wife tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time" wife replies ''ok, you've got a bigger knob than your brother !!
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    2 indian junkies snorted curry powder instead of cocaine Both were rushed to hospital ones in a korma the other's got a dodgy tikka
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    Bought the wife a fur coat made out of 3,600 hamster skins and took her to Blackpool... Couldn't get the ****er off the Big Wheel for 2 days

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    I don't know about you but I personally felt uncomfortable watching the women's weightlifting as the commentator was saying "some women's snatches are cleaner then others''
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    Paddy is painting his lounge,his wife walks in and says "your doin a realy good job,but why are you wearing a leather jacket AND a parker !" Paddy says '' HELLLOOOO! read the fuggin tin, it says for best results put two coats on !!!''
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    Some bloke was playing a game wiv his wife. She had to guess the flavour of the condom, she couldn't wait t get started....down she goes & shouts '' Cheese n Onion'' he says '' give us a fuggin chance i aint got one on yet''
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    The other day I came home early from work to find my wife spread out on our bed vigorously awaiting my sexual advances. The poor girl was so horney for me she never even realised my mate Dave was under the bed looking for a DVD he lent me
     
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  19. RedorDead

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    My Mrs turned round to me and said to me "it's your lucky night turn the lamp off and you can shove it up my arse", she was screaming and screaming, I suppose I should of waited for the bulb to cool down first.
     
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  20. wizered

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    Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies " Yes i do " and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies " Oh I have a personal genie" The first man asks "Can i make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt He?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"
     
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