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****s who smoke.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Dec 7, 2012.

  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I keep smokers at a safe distance with my powerful halitosis. <ok>
     
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  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Robot is the Czech word for slave <ok>
     
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  3. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    **** in my office smokes, does my tits in, the smell, the way he nips the *** and brings it back into the office, then spends all day coughing.

    I'd gladly kick his **** in most days.

    To be honest, I'm thinking of firing him, he's doing my tits in just now. The fact that it's nearly Christmas is putting me off and the fact that I'm trying to sicken him to hand in his notice.

    Regards,

    Bloch
     
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  4. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Kissing a smoker is enough to give ye the boak, it's ****ing disgusting.

    Non smokers all the way.
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Smoking is incredibly cool.

    Anyone who doesn't smoke has a micropenis and is definitely a ****ter <ok>
     
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Pistol, is also a Czech word.<ok>
     
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  7. RAVENBLACK

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    Mate is a Czech word as well.
     
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  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    We need more posts like this <ok>

    I just used google to find more English words of Czech origin - the best one is probably Semtex <laugh>
     
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  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    As is book :bandit:
     
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  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh>.
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh>.
     
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  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Smoking is class. Anyone who doesn't like it just hasn't got the balls to inhale carcinogens and is scared of burning their fingers with the lighter. ****s and *****s in other words :emoticon-0176-smoke
     
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  13. Hugh Briss

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    Racist!

    <laugh>
     
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  14. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Cunt couldn't even kill a badger wi' a shovel.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That's actually quite difficult to do. Badgers are right vicious bastards.

    I found this out on a boozy camp out night in the woods in ma yoof; aka what really happened to ma finger.
     
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  16. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    It was already half deid. He was trying to put it out of its misery.

    Tried fingering your burd and ended up fingering a badger?
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    whit the ****? <laugh>
     
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  18. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    <laugh> <applause>

    Well Plaid.
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Get tae **** you Ozzy nurse killer <grr>
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    There's this old **** who walks his dog passed my house. Quite often he smokes a ****ing pipe, the smelly bastard. I've gone passed him a few times when I'm jogging. What I do now is get right next to him as I'm running along and just as I'm passing him I do that disgusting blowing your snots out of your nose via one nostril thingy. I look the **** in the eye every time. It works a treat, had some proper dirty looks from the twat.
     
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