Following Neil Lennon's statement about "more experienced" players playing after the Arbroath game, it'll no doubt be a strong team we send out. Will they allow themselves another Euro hangover? I ****ing well hope not. Not so much for the importance of the points at stake but more because I don't ever want my team to leave that skidmark county of gun-runners, six-fingered bombmakers and sister-molesters with anything less than a tea-bagging being dished out. Did you know that Irvine's annual festival includes a pagan competition to climb a greased pole to grab some raw meat? Or that Killie has Hallowe'en on a different day to everyone else? One of the oldest retained buildings in Irvine is also Rabbie Burns favourite whorehouse and the native patter is somewhat akin to having to listen to an 18th century rapist whisper the sweetest nothings he can muster. I would honestly saw the whole ****ing place off at Beith and let it drift away - Scotland's arsehole. Their fans all have rabies and their boss is a nugget with a son who has all the occular capacity of my bellend - add to that, their chairman is a ****ebag who sucks off cheats. Aye, so I want to beat them. Don't look on it as a clash of ideals or anything - more Homo Sapiens versus Australopithecus Africanus. I've known a few nice Killie fans (my old drummer, in particular) but, other than that, arguably the two biggest fannies I've met in my life were stripey inbreds with that hideous KA postcode. I've had nights out in Killie and Irvine and I've even been out drinking in the logic-free zone that is Kilwinning. Get them beat, Celtic, then get the bus out of bumpkinshire where you don't need to guard your anus against hordes of genetic malformations with nothing to do since they took down their village's bunting from the Jubilee. Get them pumped
Other interesting Killie facts. Did you know: Their main stand was built by starving Italian POWs during the war at gunpoint. Did you also know: They don't know the proper words for things due to being taught by teachers who are 29 generations deep from the same village they still teach in - this is why they invent *****words for perfectly acceptable parlance. Did you also know: Their stadium is named after the favourite pastime of gay public schoolboys - it came second in a public poll for re-naming behind "The My Sister is better looking than yours Stadium"* *I only made up the last bit.
Shiels isn't gonna play him. He was trolling. Which, pretty much, sums him up. Why bother with such notions as professionalism and the like when you can just be a cock? One can only imagine what sort of a ban Lennon would've got for doing this a few years back.
Completely unrelated to Celtic, but I was reading some facts about Forfar somewhere. Their stadium is called Station Park due to it's close proximity to the former Forfar Railway Station. After the Beeching cuts of the 60's, Forfar and many other towns lost their railways and now, Station park is now the 2nd most furthest away ground from a railway station. Peterhead holds that record.
Ayr (who merged with another team to become Ayr United) built Somerset Park specifically for a friendly with Aston Villa. Their regular ground previous to that (Beresford Park) was being used that day for the far more popular Ayr Cattle Show
People from Ayrshire report that not only do their Mother and Sister have the same name but that they are often the same person.
Didn't take tickets for tomorrow, as I despise the ****ers. They moan about us often enough, but are happy to take 2 or 3 stands worth of money off us, then ****e it when it comes to the big decisions. Taken a shift instead, should be a canter.
ayrshire is certainly a strange old place. i was born there and lived until i was 7 when my parents decided enough was enough and we ****ed off to england. i once went to a killie game when they played hearts, my uncle who took me with his friends said i better not mention being a celtic fan. ****ing ridiculous i must have been about 13, had to pretend i had no interest in scottish football. was hanging out to give judas a piece of my mind too as the **** was playing for hearts that day. in summary intae these ****s
Osp , I don't do boycotts , it's Celtic your there to see , boycotts are for weak people that listen to the wrong people .
God I don't know how the players will get themselves into a fit state to play tomorrow, for I am in no fit state to watch them. The players got it relatively easy on Wednesday night as they only had to play when the ball came near them. However the fans kicked every ball, headed every ball and covered every run the Russians made. God it was really hard work and I am hoping to get it a bit easier tomorrow. Its alright for you youngsters.
Its also full of handsome bastards intae these killie bastards! That lot are on a par with them hearts ****ers to me.
Kilmarnock: Bell, Fowler, Nelson, O'Leary, Tesselaar, Kelly, Racchi, Perez, Harkins, Heffernan, Sheridan. Subs: Letheren, Dayton, Johnson, McKenzie, Winchester, O'Hara, Sissoko. Celtic: Forster, Matthews, Ambrose, Wilson, Izaguirre, Brown, Wanyama, Ledley, Mulgrew, Hooper, Nouioui. Subs: Zaluska, Miku, Samaras, Rogne, Watt, Kayal, McGeouch. Referee: Craig Thomson Brown's playing, shouldn't he be getting rested?
