I'm more offended that you think that's a Lambretta, than I am that you think that I might be that fat.
I don't think he was that big when he set out to deliver those pizzas that mysteriously disappeared...
A million pound of tax payers money to care for and look after the Masonator over the years. Worth every penny. A king amongst men.
Could save quite a bit of money if you merely carved slices off him, pan-fried it, then gave it back to him to eat ...
The ****er has betrayed his fans. The ' not as fat as he was ' ****er has lost 40 stone. Why Paul? Why? All that hard work undone, it just doesn't make sense. Some bad influences giving him duff advice if you ask me.