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New Rod Stewart Christmas Single with Celtic

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  1. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    We are beelin, we are beelin
    Home again cross the sea
    We are beelin, we are beelin
    Cause they beat H.M.R.C

    We are watchin, we are watchin
    Tuning in, to sky tv
    We are watchin, we are watchin
    From the comfort of our settee

    Can you hear me, can you hear me
    Sectrian pish, cheering on the RA
    Polis lift me, polis lift me
    Gotta get bailed out, by my ma

    We are goin, we are goin
    Last 16, all packed to travel
    Still we're beelin, Still we're beelin
    Rest in peace, Sir Jimmy Savile
     
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    Medro, Dec 7, 2012
  2. Fernando Macho

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    Rod Stewart - he's a shameful plagiarist.
     
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    Fernando Macho, Dec 7, 2012
  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Away and get yer hole ya desperate ****ing imbecile.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Dec 7, 2012
  4. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    In work?

    Sorry but I'm not like you who forces himself on the office teaboy in the supply closest.
     
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    Medro, Dec 7, 2012
  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Two things that no one associates with you Medro: working and sex.

    Sad, unemployed virgin <ok>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Dec 7, 2012
  6. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    And things people associate with you;

    - Love for the theatre
    - Not allowed to go to football
    - Not allowed to drink alcohol
    - Not allowed to eat meat
    - Under the thumb from your wife
     
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    Medro, Dec 7, 2012

  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    - I like the theatre.
    - I used to go to the football a lot but have other things to spend money on now.
    - I am allowed to drink. Just not very often.
    - I choose not to eat meat.
    - I have a girlfriend, not a wife, and she's quite a submissive person.

    Let me put it another way: I'd rather have my life than be a sad, Celtic-obsessed, little virgin like you <ok>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Dec 7, 2012
  8. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Sad - No, I'm rather happy actually.
    Celtic-obsessed - That's a bit ironic Julian.
    Little - I'm not little.
    Virgin - Nor am I a virgin.

    :emoticon-0159-music You are beelin, you are beelin :emoticon-0159-music
     
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    Medro, Dec 7, 2012
  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    So, a fat demented ass-slut who doesn't know what irony is?
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Dec 7, 2012
  10. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Wrong again Bibby.

    Why not tell us more tales of you bein off your face with the wife were you think we would all go

    "Wow, this is guy is crazy/really cool"

    Where instead everyone thinks "What a losing ****wit"
     
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    Medro, Dec 7, 2012
  11. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^

    Medro's a definite virgin. And everyone on here knows it.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Dec 7, 2012
  12. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    I think it's only you that thinks about me in a sexual way Julian.
     
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    Medro, Dec 7, 2012
  13. Admiral Pure

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    No-one in the entire universe thinks about you in a sexual way. <ok>
     
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    Admiral Pure, Dec 7, 2012
  14. The Raging Oxter

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    Beat me to it <laugh>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Dec 7, 2012
  15. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Well Julian keeps goin on about my sex life.

    <hehasacrushonme>
     
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    Medro, Dec 7, 2012
  16. RAVENBLACK

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    The Edinburgh mincer is beelin' again <laugh>

    Turn the screw Medro.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Dec 7, 2012
  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    That kinda sums you up.

    Do you post stories here to gain some sort of acceptance?

    I don't. I like daft stories and some of the things Monaco and MD have said they've got up to have brightened up my day at work.

    The speaking on behalf of some fabled "everyone" thing just screams "I live with my parents".

    Anyway, is this thread another example of how you're not obsessed but everyone else is?
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Dec 7, 2012
  18. RAVENBLACK

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    <laugh>

    That might put him closer to death's door <ok>
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Dec 7, 2012
  19. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    The elderly predator spots his chance. You better watch out young Medders. You might be losing your virginity after all. The bad way.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Dec 7, 2012
  20. RAVENBLACK

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    The Beel is strong in this one.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Dec 7, 2012
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