Mrs Rab Douglas Wid Ye?

Some arse on it

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The Dundee FC WAGs did a calendar two years ago including the woman who does their in-house reporting.

I'm gonna say aye to all of them

http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/dundee/208108-dundee-wags-strip-off-for-charity-calendar/

and

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sco...9660/Dundie-FC-WAGs-show-great-new-strip.html

 

no because she is a marr

and you just wouldnt if you grew up in dundee

 

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From L-R

Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye

 

Does that not mean that you'd never have to ask for Dens hawners ever again, though?

 

It's an aye for all of them for me.

The blonde at the front is a dude though, definitely.

 

what is his "hawners" you speak of?

 

Birds wi' weird shaped eyes shouldn't accentuate them with weird eye make-up. But, they seem to be the most likely to go for the Cleopatra-style slap.

That Kei$ha bird is like that - her eyes are upside-down.

 

ah wid keisha though - be some ride

 

Weegie parlance for people who will back you up in a fight / kill someone for you if you ask

 

ahhhhh

still no - its not that they are hard men - just scheming fat minks tbh

 

She'd need a good wash first.

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Even then, I reckon she'd nick your telly while you were sleeping.

 

To be fair bib if theres one thing I've picked up from Perth its an absolute hatred of all things dundee.

 

and herpes

 

Every single one of them would get boabied.

 

I can see the sense in that

I am willing, however, to overlook the silly accent and dreich outlook for the sake of a decently padded arse.

 

Third in from the left is a no..


The rest are acceptable.

 

Oh I'll pump a dundonian, nae bother.

However I'd actually wear a rubber, which I assure you is very rare for me.

 

I pumped a burd fae Dundee, she was surprisingly clean and quite good looking.

I was rather pished though, so my memory of her and our night of passion may not too clear in my mind.

 

That one isn't actually a WAG - she's the club's reporter

I wid

 

To be fair aye wid apart from the one who looks a bit like Janice battersby from Corrie at the back.