I wonder

Anybody ever wondered who is going to be the first goalscorer to slide on his knees into the corner flag area and dislocate a knee? Seen a couple 'dig in ' and flop over and try to make it look like they meant it. (Bad) Accident waiting to happen.

 

I always wondered who'd be the first player to break a leg doing stupid somersaults. I'm suprised clubs dont ban them due to the risk of injury.
I also always wondered when Robbie Keane would realise his goal celebration was **** and made him look like a three year old playing cowboys and Indians.

 

I wonder why I press the keys on my remote harder, when I know the problem is the batteries?

 

I wonder why you can't get a Mc'Donalds breakfast all day, when you can get a Mc'Flurry anytime..

 

I reckon Wes Brown on his comeback will score from a corner then slide on his knees and do the cruciate!!

 

I often wonder why the ugly duckling grew up to be beautiful swan, was it some sort of genetic experiment?

 

I wonder what it would be like, to be, a cucumber in a woman's prison..

 

I wonder if philray was expecting his thread to deviate?

 

I wonder that of we are all gods children what's so fecking special about Jesus?

 

I wonder if Keira Knightly will stop calling me, begging for perverted sex ?

 

Cos every parent has favourites, even if they don't admit it.

 

If the truth about what Snow White was into will come out as a result the Jimmy Savillie investigation.... the perverted cow.

 

So many of my posts have killed threads I wonder will this be the last post here??? If not will it be worth scrolling down to read it ??

 

And why not?.........a laugh's a laugh, whatever causes it.

 

****in hell mate, not you as well.

She really is a dirty little minx isn't she (I dream)

 

I wonder if you will have a video camera to hand when you cave in, (which you will eventually.) and will post it?