Anybody

ever brush your teeth at the sink and are needing a piss and are too lazy to step 2 feet to piss in the bog and just piss in the sink? I have never done that, oh no, not me.

 

I used to pish in our sink in Australia because the bog was too far a walk. I eventually got everyone into it

 

And I bet you still didn't wash your hands

 

Been having a shower in your wife's sister house and spotted her sis' knickers on the floor and sniffed them and ****ed off? If you have I hope that you're thoroughly disgusted by yourself.

 

Nah I just washed the pish away

 

Ive pished in sinks but only in cases like Twev but never when standing next to a bog ffs

 

I've done it monaco's way as well. Pretty good because you don't need to hold it or aim

 

at uni in the halls, my room was straight across the corridor from the bogs and I still pished in my sink, once I shat in it too.

 

Somecunt's talking ****e....

 

I once pissed between my girlfriend's legs while she was taking a ****.

 

Obviously, I didn't **** in the sink, that would be disgusting, you mucky wee rascal.

 

that's a tricky operation

 

It would be more tricky if the roles were reversed.