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Way, Way OT. Do I get the snip or leave my wife?

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by luvgonzo, Dec 1, 2012.

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Bollox or No Bollox?

  1. Leave the Wife and kids.

  2. Have my bollox chopped off!

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  1. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    I know the earth orbits the sun but what's stargazing got to do with it.<whistle>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Dec 5, 2012
  2. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    You wanna help me understand my anatomy better nurse? <whistle>
     
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    The artist JerryChristmas, Dec 5, 2012
  3. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    I can usually explain quite well ... lol
     
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  4. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    Course we do, we think with our gonads remember.
     
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    saintanton, Dec 5, 2012
  5. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    you may well think with them .... you just dont understand them .... lol
     
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    Minxy, Dec 5, 2012
  6. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    We don't understand them because they're talking bollocks.









    Sorry.
     
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    saintanton, Dec 5, 2012
  7. Wahay

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    :D Absolute class.
     
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  8. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    27 - 27 <whistle>

    Just the one getting chopped off then <yikes>
     
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    The artist JerryChristmas, Dec 6, 2012
  9. Foredeckdave

    Foredeckdave Music Thread Manager

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    Oh ****!!! Don't tell me my female side resides in my bollocks.
     
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    Foredeckdave, Dec 6, 2012
  10. McLuvin

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    A female point of view from minx has helped loads. ****! wrong profile....Hold on a moment.
     
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    McLuvin, Dec 6, 2012

  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Ok, that's better....... Minx has helped by making me realise I'm making a bit of a fuss about nothing and that I should probably just get on with it. Do I really need a poll to make up my mind?

    I then remember that this is going to hurt a lot and that yes I do need a poll and I do need to listen to a bunch of people that I have never met other than listening to my wife as they may agree with me.

    I don't usually listen to her so why should I now?
     
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    luvgonzo, Dec 6, 2012
  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Dead man walking <ok>

    You can accompany luv's balls <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 6, 2012
  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Well hello Posh.

    Only two things certain in life - death and nurses <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 6, 2012
  14. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Get it done, ask them to take the pain away but leave the swelling...<ok>
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Dec 6, 2012
  15. Bozz

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    I've got 3 kids at 29 and I'm booking myself in for the snip when our youngest is 3 months. I've been with my wife 8 years, she also has two other children from a previous relationship (who I practically count and treat as my own anyway). we have a big enough house for more kids and I get paid enough for a bigger family but both my wife and I think that 5 kids is enough so i'm getting the snip to ensure there are no more accidents (like the last one, lol). I'd rather get the snip then have the wife get the rod in her arm (she went psycho last time), she is crap with pills and Condoms are passion killers.

    I can't wait!
     
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    Bozz, Dec 6, 2012
  16. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Stop being all sensible and logical Bozz, I bloody know, I just don't want to. :biggrin:
     
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    luvgonzo, Dec 6, 2012
  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What an idyllic life you have. Shame you feel the need to have your bollocks tampered with <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 6, 2012
  18. Bozz

    Bozz Well-Known Member

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    Hardly Idyllic... Ideally i'd rather continue my life with balls in working order
     
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    Bozz, Dec 6, 2012
  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Who the fu<k is that in your avatar?
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 6, 2012
  20. DayDoDoeDontDayDoe

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    Its Mighty Red <laugh>, the LFC mascot!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    DayDoDoeDontDayDoe, Dec 6, 2012
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