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I say you tell her you got spiked with a mixture of roofies, acid and k.

Send her a text or something today giving it "oooft, ma heid, whit did I dae last night?"

It's your only possible course of action left

 

Nah, I'm ****ed, I've done this **** before with her, I doubt she'll be too pleased this time, think I'll need to move onto the next victim.

 

So why the worry then? She's obviously just a bit on the side for an oil baran like you.

Find yourself a nice international bird in Monaco. Forget about the UK bird, they're all dogs anyway.

Merry Christmas Hefner.

 

She isn't from the UK, I hardly ever go with British birds, I only get in trouble when they speak the same language as me, the way forward are birds who don't undertsand you.

 

My wife doesn't understand me

Which is both a bit of a burden and a most excellent, if well-worn, chat-up line

 

Get that in your sig

You're ****ed by the way, you can't delete messages on FB.

 

I've already deleted them, only thing is, it said that the messages were already seen!

 

SW6 was lying then? that what you're saying?

 

Yes, i simply followed your instructions to delete them, albeit about 5 minutes too late.

 

SW6 thats you been outed as a liar mate u might aswell take your bile elsewhere

like ja606

 

I don't want to go there!

You can't delete messages on FB.

What i missed was the chatbox aspect of Monacos query.

I don't know about chatbox, as it's generally used by girls and ****s.

 

Gas likes this.

 

Facebook is for pervs too old to leer at teens without fear of being huckled and labelled a beast.

 

Apparently it's also used by people who get really drunk and then start ripping into their wannabe girlfriends.... I just wish you could stop text messages getting delivered until you'd had a chance to sober up and rea them again

 

I learned that harsh lesson many years ago

 

I still do that stupid **** in texts.

Especially on drugs, I'll say anything to try get my hole.

 

****ing tell me about it mate.

 

monica ya fanny

Only kiddin mate. We all do it. We've all had the creeping horror of realisation the next morning.

 

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I'm not sure which is worse,the old phones when you didn't save outgoing messages and only knew who you texted by checking "recent contacts" or these new ones with the whole conversation still there,either way both make for uncomfortable reading