I thought this might be a good seasonal thread. What would you buy and wrap up to put under the tree for other teams ? (or supporters if you dare only for fun though so no personal grudges) For me it would be a large mirror for the Spurs as they seem to be looking at themselves in a different light to what they actually are. For The Mighty Thor it would be a 'My little Pony' as he needs to get down off his high horse for a while. Don't we just luv him
My present didn't work in my thread title , perhaps I don't really want to hand them out after all LOL.
Spurs fans - a replica of Big Ears which they obviously should've won this year but we cocked it up for them. Arsenal fans - Take That's 'Patience' single; they must've used what they have up by now. MCFC - more Ballotelli's, that'd screw 'em and would increase the comedy value no end. MUFC - damn, was going to suggest a festive red nose but that's been done already. 'pool - a new song to sing, the one they've got's a bit stale. QPR - a rubber mallet so they can knock some sense into their own heads.
Man City, A bucket of brains to pour into Ballotellis ear. Arsenal , A load of Peppa Pig and Dora the explorer DVDs for their dressing rooms. Man Utd, A course of lessons for Red Nose at the John McEnroe Charm school. Liverpool, A load of free tickets to a lecture by Tony Robinson from The Time Team. Chelsea A new revolving door to replace the one already worn out
