been naked in a bird's bed and getting out the bed, for some reason managed to put a skid mark on her white sheets? I have never done that, oh no, not me.
I pumped a burd on a works christmas night out in the hilton a few years back, she was in the bathroom when i got up and noticed the stain - thankfully the hilton have these throw things folded at the foot of the bed. i covered it up with that n got the **** out then ****ed it on ice on my way up to charing cross
Puked in your bed, slipped out to sleep on the couch only for the burd to wake you up in the morning covered in your sick...
