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So This Is What Armageddon Looks Like

Discussion in 'Celtic' started by The Raging Oxter, Dec 6, 2012.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Four points separating the top five teams in the SPL and Celtic in the last 16 of the Champions League.

    When will this nightmare end?!?
     
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  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Lower division sides taking the nation's leaders to cup replays, Dundee derby at the weekend, resurgent Hibs and Aberdeen sides. No front page pish from players acting like thugs on the park all season.

    I dunno about you but I've lost all interest <rofl>

    Best season EVER, already <ok>
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    And Jabba and his poisonous, toadying columns gone from the Daily Record. If they get rid of Joan Burnie it might even be worth reading again.

    On second thoughts, naw it widnae.
     
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  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    My Bloody Valentine playing the Barras in March, I could've sworn I saw a herd of unicorns on my way to work.

    If it gets any better, my missus is gonna get me that pet otter for Christmas I've always wanted and that Morgana bird of Merlin is going to turn up at my door in the scud <laugh>
     
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    evan dando up to perth to do a solo show and im packing it in because another year will not match it!!
     
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  6. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    As you mentioned the Record, ST - this morning's L'Equipe goes with the front page splash of Gary Hooper with a headline of "Sacre Celtic".

    On Gazzetta Della Sport, the headline is about Juve being back in their rightful place with the story below it "Celtic Avanti".

    The Daily Record has 3 back pages about it with a pullout about Rangers <laugh>

    On SSN this morning they were laughing at it as they went through the papers and that Wedderburn guy (after he'd stopped chuckling) said:

    "It says a lot about the print media in Scotland that they went with this on a day when they knew the news would be all about Celtic."

    No **** <ok>
     
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  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Oh, hang on, there's my phone going - somebody wants to facetime me.

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  8. Admiral Pure

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    Why the feck do you want a pet otter? <laugh>
     
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  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    I just do.

    They're cute and I want to get a river diverted through my back garden and I can feed it fish and spiced amphibians and we can be pals.

    I can teach it to play poker, I bet.

    They're clever bastards are otters <ok>
     
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  10. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I see EspaniaCelt is on <ok>

    What are the Spanish and Catalan papers saying?
     
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  11. The Raging Oxter

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    <doh>

    Few Celtic fans read it because it caters for the Huns and few Huns read it because they still believe it's pro-Celtic.


    ps I should also add to the list of this year's achievements that we won our first ever away game in the CL proper and completed our first double win over a CL opponent, beating Spartak home and away.

    Scottish football needs a strong Rangers? No, it ****ing disnae!
     
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    This is the 1st season my Dad has been back working in the UK for over 15 years, so he decided to buy a couple of season tickets for Club 67. He said last night that it was worth every penny for the champions league games alone, and he couldn't have picked a better year to do it.

    But the real question is, how can the country possibly survive without a strong Rangers? :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  14. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    It's been a proper struggle.

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    Celtic having a clearly **** domestic season, pathetic home results, first loss to Kilmarnock at home in 55 years, first loss in the league to ICT ever.

    Aye yous are playing a blinder.
     
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  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Highest points total for a Scottish team in the CL groups EVER - and that was from Pot 4.

    Still in every tournament we entered and top of the league with games in hand.

    Aye, belter <ok>

    The days of two teams being 40 points clear of the rest are over.

    No-one thinks this is bad <ok>
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

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    Beat Barcelona 2-1 and beat Spartak Moscow home and away.

    We never managed that when Rangers were in the SPL. The top tier of Scottish football doesn't need a strong Rangers. In fact, it's becoming pretty clear we're better off without them <ok>
     
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  18. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Aye you're right bib.

    Your Champions league point total hasn't been added to the league table yet, that's why you're looking so **** in domestic competitions.

    Pair of you are meant to be the sensible ones, now yous just look like spastics.
     
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  19. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    That's right MD. Let's completely discount the fact we're in the last 16 of the CL having beaten Barcelona along the way and just go with the logic that we're missing Rangers because our domestic game has suffered a wee bit as a result.

    Let's also put aside the fact that at around this point last season we were also suffering a dip of form, falling miles behind in the league, and put that down to Rangers still being in the SPL.

    So, to summarise, our poor domestic form in the early part of last season was because Rangers were in the SPL.

    And our poor domestic form in the early part of this season is because Rangers aren't in the SPL.

    Right ye are MD.
     
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  20. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Medro-esque.

    Congratulations you dropped down to pits you've never been ST.

    None of this has nothing to do with Rangers, yet here we are - talking about rangers.

    Enjoy your delusions.
     
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