Spot right on the tip of the boaby

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ScotlandFanMuir

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Had a bit of a scary experience at the start of the week there when I got a spot on ma ****in' cherry.

That was on the Monday, on Tuesday it had went red like it had burst, yesterday it had cleared up a bit and today it is gone.

Anyone else had similar things on yer bits n pieces?

I really have to start washing more than once a month.
 
a had one on ma baws once a jus burst the ****er

hurt like hell but was gone in 2 days
 
had one on the understide when i was in school and it was massive, it was really tender and i could barely walk, had to squeeze it so went off to the bogs. eventually got it to pop but couldnt stop crying for about 10 minutes afterwards. it was ****ing terrible.

when i was pissed once i told some women i'd just met this story, i think i was trying to show how sensitive i was <doh>
 
lone ranger said:
had one on the understide when i was in school and it was massive, it was really tender and i could barely walk, had to squeeze it so went off to the bogs. eventually got it to pop but couldnt stop crying for about 10 minutes afterwards. it was ****ing terrible.

when i was pissed once i told some women i'd just met this story, i think i was trying to show how sensitive i was <doh>
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im betting thats not the current mrsLR <laugh>
 
I had one on my balls too, it was sore as ****. The ****er burst and this massive curly hair came out of it, it was about 3 inches long. Longest thing that's ever been in my pants.
 
no dougie, you may be suprised to know i didnt pull that night although my friends were pleased <ok> i think that until now they are the only people i've ever told that story. i'm sure it was something about men crying at films etc that started it off, i'm sure when i said "i've never told anyone this..." they didnt expect the boke inducing story i then rolled out, i ended with "i never cried at my grandads funeral, but i cried then"

just thinking about the pain makes me feel sick. i was crying like a baby.
 
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When I was about 7 or 8 me and some mates were playing on a building site. One of my pals went for a ****e and wiped his arse with loft insulation, never heard anyone scream so loud in my life.
 
 
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