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Way, Way OT. Do I get the snip or leave my wife?

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by luvgonzo, Dec 1, 2012.

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Bollox or No Bollox?

  1. Leave the Wife and kids.

  2. Have my bollox chopped off!

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Just noticed that it's a draw, I'm in extra time and may need penalties to win.
     
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    luvgonzo, Dec 5, 2012
  2. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    Penalties? Bottom line: balls in the bag required, then?
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I'm 2 up again. :biggrin: Nice one whoever you are.
     
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    luvgonzo, Dec 5, 2012
  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Not me <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 5, 2012
  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I can see that, you're on my **** list. (no change there)
     
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    luvgonzo, Dec 5, 2012
  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What does that involve then?
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 5, 2012
  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Not sure really, I'll have to think about it. It's a phrase I've heard somewhere "**** list" but never actually thought about what it means other than it must be bad. Stop asking awkward questions! :confused:
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I like being awkward, especially with people who attract trouble <ok>
     
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  9. saintanton

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    Look who's talking.
    Back to the original question, why does it have to be either or?
    It's more to do with your future anyway. If you left the mrs ( I'm assuming that was a tongue-in-cheek suggestion anyway), you'd still run the risk of impregnating any passing sheep or whatever that you bumped into.
    The real question is whether you consider it advisable to burden the world with any more little luvs, regardless of who the object of your er... affections, may be.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh> Philosophy even.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I understand why she wants me to have this done but also quite simply dont want to go through the pain in my bollox, I'm considering having it done with the alternative of telling to to forget it and find some other way to avoid more kids.

    To be quite honest I just don't want a knife near my nuts.
     
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  12. Foredeckdave

    Foredeckdave Music Thread Manager

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    wimp
     
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  13. saintanton

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    Ok, serious head on for a moment.
    If it's genuinely the fear of the op that's holding you back, can't you explain this to 'er indoors and talk it through? If you care for each other then surely there will be mutual understanding and you can find a solution.
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I can see where he's coming from though. A mate of mine had it done a bit back. Mind you, he just had to look at a woman and they'd be up the stick <laugh>
     
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    Your version of a sympathy post, dave? :)
     
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  16. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I totally agree and cannot fight my corner. As for Saint saying "talk it through" that's not working. She agrees with Dave. :biggrin:
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Then bin her <ok> I was talking to a mate of mine the other day and asked how his mrs was. He said he had no idea as he'd kicked her out a few days ago. I said she'd come crawling back and he said it was unlikely as he was doing 80 mph at the time <laugh>
     
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  18. Paulie Gualtieri

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    Timeless... The oldies are the goodies

    How old are your girls again ? I'd say they're goodies too <cracker>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Welcome to the ever-growing DEATH LIST
     
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  20. Paulie Gualtieri

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    Do you know who I am ? I'm on that list already you can only kill me once ;)
     
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