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Dreams of Suarez!

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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I had a vivid dream last night that I went on the piss with Luis Suarez. He's a top bloke and drinks Carling as well <ok> Anyone else want to come on the piss with us?
     
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  2. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Sympathy Post <ok>





    FFS...<doh>
     
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  3. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Course he drinks Carling. He wouldn't go near any of the dark beers, and the strong ones would just make him fall down before they even touched his lips...
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I knew you'd be the first and I knew what the content would be <doh> Which Liverpool player, past or present, would you like to go on the piss with?
     
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    Noblelox Well-Known Member

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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Very witty 'shire boy. Are you going sledging today and have you finished my fu<king book yet.
     
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  7. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    Sure. I've always thought Suarez was a top bloke, and would love to go on the lash with him. Not sure about the Carling thing, though. I've always pegged him as a guinness drinker. I can see him shouting "Una pinta de negro, por favor!" in a crowded bar. <laugh>
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Dead head <ok>
     
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  9. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Ahhh good old Carling Negrito Label <ok>
     
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    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    Agger
     
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  11. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Robbie Fowler. Cos you'd get some free coke to finish the night off <ok>

    No sledging cos I'm ****ing ill.

    Haven't finished the book cos I'm ****ing slow.
     
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  12. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    What book have you lent him, RHC? Anything interesting?
     
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  13. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Robbie Fowler <ok>

    PS - I'd literally just logged on so it was obviously meant to be <ok>
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I'd say it was quite the piss up, though i can't see the guy on carling somehow. tell me did he wear his lfc trackie out on the piss as well.... somehow i reckon he'd be straight out of training and down the pub sort
     
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  15. saintanton

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    Diving, whining, biting, calling Evra names- I can stand all of these because he's a top player. But- he drinks lager?!!?

    Sell him now.
     
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  16. Foredeckdave

    Foredeckdave Music Thread Manager

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    Think I'd like to share a session with a few former players. In no particular order:

    Steve McManaman

    Bruce Grobbelar

    Jimmy Case ('cos I used to work with him and he owes me a few pints!)

    Tommy Smith
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He's had the fu<ker so long I'm struggling to remember. It's a Richard Dawkins - either the Blind Watchmaker or Unweaving the Rainbow.
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I told you it was vivid. He had a black jumper on with a white shirt and grey kecks <ok>
     
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    The God Delusion is a good read
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    All of those and Agger, as i think Jonesey suggested.
     
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