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Nicknames for your Spouse/Partner etc

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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I have nicknamed my wife My Miserable.

    Please share your nicknames with us.
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    "You've been a twat to me Dan and the chances of you shagging me are over"

    Got it Dan :redface:
     
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    Royal Navy <ok>
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Go on then Gas...
     
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    Aka The Biscuit Barrel.
     
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    <laugh>. There was a story on the bbC last week about the German government trying to outlaw bestiality. The spokesman for the German Zoophilia foundation (yes really) said that they werre not interested in sexual gratification - they had good relationships with the animals as well becausxe they were easier to relate to than women!
     
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    Cos she's full of semen <ok>
     
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    <laugh>

    <oooook>.
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

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    <laugh>.
     
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    <whistle>

    <oooook>.
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

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    My Miserable has turned the football off cos I ain't watching it :steam:
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

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    <laugh>
    Ah yes, I remember this from another thread :biggrin:
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    A bird I used to work with years ago was nicknamed Spunk Trench <laugh>
     
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    Arse currently 1-1

    I work away from home during the week. At weekends I open the new packets of biscuits, shove them up my arse and rub my cheesy bellend over them. I then put them into the biscuit tin. When I get home on Friday evening the entire contents of the tin are gone. :)
     
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Ex bird used to call my cock 'Sydney' at my say so.
     
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    <laugh><laugh>.
     
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    Spazmo.
     
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    She always opens a fresh pack for me.

    Something about the way she peels back the wrapper and nibbles on the prize, really gets me going.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Am stealing that one

    <laugh>
     
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