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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Black Caviar, Dec 4, 2012.

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  1. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Cheaper to turn them inside out after use, then you can use them twice.
     
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  3. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Rather than go to all the trouble of learning the rules mentioned in the OP, I've heard that it's easier to abstain from having sex at all.
     
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    EDGE., Dec 4, 2012
  4. Mind The Duck

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    Twitter finally does some good
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Why not just whip it in, whip it out and wipe it?
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Dec 4, 2012
  6. Cyclonic

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    What self respecting bloke is gunna wear dickcoat? Did Gengis Khan and his horse riding **** machines wear cock covers?

    **** no.

    Do the Black Watch wear condoms when ****ing in the heat of battle?

    **** no.

    If a man is so affraid of sex that he shrouds his manhood in in a bag, he should just stick to ****ing.
     
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  7. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    I'm not sure if I'm relieved or upset that this does not appear to be an issue for me.
     
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  8. - SW6 -

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    Apart from on a monday of course.
     
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  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    When I was younger, Johnnies used to ALWAYS burst on me but they don't always do it now.

    It can only possibly be that I was a bit of a violent shagger.
     
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    ELP?

    (tm)
     
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  11. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Johnnies are for ****s.

    I'm either sterile or theres a couple of ugly bastards walking about I don't know about.
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    James Arthur and Frankie Boyle by any chance?
     
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  13. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Naw I know who Frankie Boyle is, first am hearing of this James Arthur ****.
     
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    There'll be more than a couple of them in Perth, no doubt.
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    He's a Smoggie (Middlesbrough supporter) who sings on the X-Factor. Apparently.

    He's so ugly I bet not even little Louis would tamper with him.
     
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  16. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Let me just make one thing clear you ****s don't seem to get. I'm talking about illegitimate bairns I may or may not have.

    Perth is full of ugly bastards, they all look alike simply because - they shag their sisters and cousins <ok>

    Bit like Gas.
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    What's the problem with that like?
     
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  18. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I ****ing hate gypsies.

    Yous ****s are ruining this thread this isny ****ing question and answer time with MD.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Dec 4, 2012
  19. Rubber Johnny

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    **** you ye impotent ugly bastard <grr>
     
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    What's your sister like?
     
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