This must be coming up soon surely? Must admit I have never watched it with the annoying Irish ****ebag Norton on it. He must be one of the most annoying twats in televisual history. Now if you want to pinpoint people that do nothing good whatsover for gays then you need look no further than the likes of this cringeworthy cretin along with the equally annoying Paul O'Grady. In the beginning Terry Wogan was hilarious at it. To be honest actually I don't remember the last time I did watch it but it was always worth a laugh for the outrageous voting. Personally it went downhill after the wonderful Abba in Brighton in 1974. In essence, that was it's Waterloo
not a ****in hope we are trying , first its too expensive to host and we're broke and second its all rigged between the eastern bloc countries so we might aswell take the piss
Eurovision is such a waste of time..Last time I got bullied into watching it by flatmates, I was actually surprised by how **** it was..
Next weekend isn't it? I usually watch the voting but definitely NOT the songs. Blue will win, they once did a genuinely good song (All Rise) whereas I doubt the German version of Lily Allen has.
Haven't seen anything on it this year (oh **** I have now). Every year we swear we will never watch it again. Then what happens?........I bloody end up with a pencil & paper marking them all. With any luck we'll forget all about it and suddenly realise that we missed it.
(I have a feeling that marking the songs with a pen and paper is maybe taking things too far, Ron. I'm just saying.) For no particular reason, I'm including a clip of the German language version of Abba's Waterloo, ER - well, apart from the fact that you made reference to the song. I feel sexually conflicted when I watch it: I fully acknowledge and accept my own homosexuality for liking - loving - such a thing, obviously, but the pitch dark urges provoked by Agnetha's libidinous little red shorts allows me to feel momentarily hetero as I watch her go about her business. German has rarely sounded or felt so good.....
I'm pretty sure there are blasphemy laws in place to deal with the kind of hate-crime you've just perpetrated, Stopme. Maybe this will help: I surely can't be alone in admiring the costumes.
No. The time for excuses and explanations is past. Put the pen down, Ron, and come out with your hands above your head. It's over.
A classic, Jonathon, and disturbingly erotic in many ways. (Are you the member formerly known as "aswordmadeofhash", by the way? I've seen a few people call you "Sword" and it threw me. I'm slow on the uptake, sorry.) Keeping with the horsey theme..... ...although I don't see Ireland entering this into Eurovision any time soon. Shame.
