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A woman married a man who did not believe in pre-marital sex. Despite not being a virgin, she had convinced him that she was. On the day of their honeymoon, she sought advice from a friend as to how she could keep her secret, seeing that she would be knocking boots with her husband for the "first time." Her friend suggested that she shove a piece of raw, bloody meat up her vagina, so that when her husband dished out the dong, she would bleed like a true virgin. The woman shoved the meat up her vaj and then had great sex with her new husband that night. The next morning, the woman woke up and saw that her husband was gone and had left a note on the night stand. It read: "Honey, this relationship is too intense for a guy like me. I will always love you. Oh, and your vagina is in the sink."
Who are the Sags playing in the FA cup is it later today or tomorrow and could we get them in the draw tonight? ie is it regionalised for the third round?
Bottle of Absolute please wiz. Ill drink it straight. Need it after today. City are constantly ruining my weekends but like a dirty slut every week I go back for more
A lump hammer or that famous bridge might be a better option for you lot, come to think of it perhaps we could arrange a pact!!
So you was lucky not to see today's game then Wiz. Have to be honest I was disgusted with the preformance today.
I saw todays game Rod and I still feel the pain,when I say I'm on the Isle of Jura I mean I'm drinking it,can you blame me....
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Th cup is always a lottery, we have just not pulled anything out of the bag. But on a positive note this is the first time in years we have been drawn against a club higher than us. So maybe it's our time to shock the cup
