1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Way, Way OT. Do I get the snip or leave my wife?

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by luvgonzo, Dec 1, 2012.

?

Bollox or No Bollox?

  1. Leave the Wife and kids.

  2. Have my bollox chopped off!

Multiple votes are allowed.
Results are only viewable after voting.
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Page 7 of 20
  1. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2011
    Messages:
    11,197
    Likes Received:
    1,322
    Are you worried about losing your manhood or not being able to have kids in the future?
     
    #121
    Magic Ted, Dec 2, 2012
  2. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Luv...? Manhood...? <laugh>
     
    #122
    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 2, 2012
  3. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2011
    Messages:
    11,197
    Likes Received:
    1,322
    True <laugh>
     
    #123
    Magic Ted, Dec 2, 2012
  4. Milk Milk

    Milk Milk Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 16, 2011
    Messages:
    2,078
    Likes Received:
    35
    Was not me.

    I always remember that James Bond movie where the bad guy tried to use a laser to give Bond the snip.

    I always imagine the surgery to be like that?


    "So doc, you expect me to talk?"
    "No Mr. Milk, I expect your gonads to die."
     
    #124
    Milk Milk, Dec 2, 2012
  5. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    ...<laugh>
     
    #125
    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 2, 2012
  6. LTF

    LTF Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    3,461
    Likes Received:
    1,265
    I started reading this thread this morning, truly hilarious, bit dramatic lads, it's not castration, just a tiny little snip, in fact, I'll bet there's a diy tutorial on Youtube. <laugh>
     
    #126
    LTF, Dec 2, 2012

  7. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

    Joined:
    Jun 9, 2011
    Messages:
    122,669
    Likes Received:
    29,582
    dIy... I I I..... <yikes>

    I can imagine a lot of women have thought about trying but i can't imagine many men have.
     
    #127
    moreinjuredthanowen, Dec 2, 2012
  8. LTF

    LTF Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    3,461
    Likes Received:
    1,265
    <laugh>
    Not too sure about that, I do remember the look of horror on Mr LTF's face when I told him I'd watched the procedure on tv one time, and the narrator kept emphasising that it really was 'A little snip', not sure if I could bear to see him look so alarmed again.<devil>
     
    #128
    LTF, Dec 2, 2012
  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    108,034
    Likes Received:
    67,484

    Oi! :emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
    #129
    luvgonzo, Dec 2, 2012
  10. Milk Milk

    Milk Milk Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 16, 2011
    Messages:
    2,078
    Likes Received:
    35
    We're all just that surprised you have some... :p
     
    #130
    Milk Milk, Dec 2, 2012
  11. Noblelox

    Noblelox Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    3,552
    Likes Received:
    273
    Tell her to get a coil fitted, there are more than 2 choices here
     
    #131
    Noblelox, Dec 2, 2012
  12. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 21, 2011
    Messages:
    28,739
    Likes Received:
    11,447
    Dunno if this has been put up.

    [video=youtube;6StXweET-gQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6StXweET-gQ[/video]
     
    #132
    organic red, Dec 2, 2012
  13. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    19,854
    Likes Received:
    3,299
    Sympathy post. <ok>
     
    #133
    Zingy, Dec 2, 2012
  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2011
    Messages:
    57,478
    Likes Received:
    9,839
    Have the whole thing removed. It's not that you get any use out of it <ok>
     
    #134
    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 3, 2012
  15. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    19,854
    Likes Received:
    3,299
    Not with the current missus. But when I hook up with your daughter...
     
    #135
    Zingy, Dec 3, 2012
  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2011
    Messages:
    57,478
    Likes Received:
    9,839
    major death alert
     
    #136
    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 3, 2012
  17. saintanton

    saintanton Old

    Joined:
    May 31, 2011
    Messages:
    39,785
    Likes Received:
    27,855
    I assume your daughters are adults? In which case you have no say in who they "hook up" with.
    However, it is best to stick to your own species.
     
    #137
    saintanton, Dec 3, 2012
  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2011
    Messages:
    57,478
    Likes Received:
    9,839
    This is true. Zingy is certainly not of this Earth <yikes>
     
    #138
    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 3, 2012
  19. Noblelox

    Noblelox Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    3,552
    Likes Received:
    273
    Better still, practice safe (anal) sex, better than throwing your little man up that welly top of a chuff, take her up the tradesman's from now on and feel the sides again, after all these years!
     
    #139
    Noblelox, Dec 4, 2012
  20. saintanton

    saintanton Old

    Joined:
    May 31, 2011
    Messages:
    39,785
    Likes Received:
    27,855
    Classy post, Noble.:)
     
    #140
    saintanton, Dec 4, 2012
Page 7 of 20
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page