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Way, Way OT. Do I get the snip or leave my wife?

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by luvgonzo, Dec 1, 2012.

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Bollox or No Bollox?

  1. Leave the Wife and kids.

  2. Have my bollox chopped off!

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  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    1. bullet points are for life not just for christmas <ok>

    2. all you men are so testosterone charged you've missed one point... of course i missed it too (being a ball ridden individual and all)... what age is this lady? cos there's a risk she'll get broody in the future when she realises her time is nearly up.... then will she do the dumping!!! imagine that, now she wants number 4 and you can't provide!!! gotta think of these things cos she'll deny it'l lever happen but if she's say 30 then by 35/36 you never know...
     
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  2. Why not do a combination of both? Get chopped and **** about, less likely to get out then too <whistle>

    After two kids, my mrs wants me to get chopped too. I'm in agreement but not done anything about for about a year <laugh>
     
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  3. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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    Freeze some sperm, get the snip, leave the wife and kids. Live your life, you and a tub of frozen sperm. Lavvvvly.
     
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  4. Can always slip an 'ice cube' or two on a mates drink then too <laugh>
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    good solution there!

    freeze some and tell her you're looking out for her.. but thats a 5 year deal or some ****? not sure...

    note sure about cuddling up to that frozen can of junk though... ever seen a vet inseminate a cow... I have. those guys drive round all day with a canniste ri ntheir boot... i am imagining someone doing the same with thier own junk looking for young blood to knock up... <yikes>
     
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  6. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    My Mrs said it's not too bad, similar to being fisted <whistle>

    A fisting or an OP - your choice.
     
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  7. Dangerously Delicious

    Dangerously Delicious Active Member

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    As that old adage goes, 'today's vasectomy is tomorrow's gender reassignment surgery'.

    Seriously though, no way I'd be down with that, someone sticking a scalpel in your turkey wattle; also you're a grunting stomping brawling womanising no nonsense manly man for god's sake and your balls are very much part of this.
     
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  8. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

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    Eat this.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. Master Yoda

    Master Yoda Well-Known Member

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    You could have unprotected sex, on the plus side.
     
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  10. As great as a good fisting can be, the snip more effective.
     
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  11. What do you mean 'could'...? He has three kids!!!
     
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  12. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    Very OT, Luv! <ok>

    Tricky quandary. I suppose it depends on how sure you are you'll stay with the missus, and how keen you are to avoid surgery. It's a simple procedure, and can be reversed. Unfortunately, it can't be successfully reversed in every case, and will be very expensive to attempt. In short, think very hard about this. It should not be a snap decision. I think approximately 5% of those who have vasectomies get the reversal surgery, but I'm sure that figure would rise somewhat if the cost of the procedure was reduced.

    You got any idea which way you are going to go on this one, Luv? I get the impression that you are none too keen on the idea. ;)

    Edit: whether intentional or not, people on here are confusing a vasectomy with castration. Only castration will impact on hormone production and lead to lethargy and weight gain. With a vasectomy, you still produce bullets but they no longer come out of the gun. <laugh>
     
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  13. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    You mean like this CCC?
     
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  14. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    Edit why oh why does the phone app only allow you to upload one picture a day!!!!!
     
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  15. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    <laugh>

    I'm guessing that was a humorous pic, Frank? Could you just post the link, instead?
     
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  16. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    Humorous? Not sure lol: rubbish iPhone link:

    http://newzar.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/castration.jpg
     
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  17. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Hahaha! That made me chuckle!
     
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  18. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    Nah, it's not behaving, mate. Wait until you're home and repost it. <ok>
     
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  19. saintanton

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    Not me.

     
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  20. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    Sorry Saint, should have added 'some' before the 'people' part. <ok>

    P.S. Just for Luv:

    [video=youtube;6StXweET-gQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6StXweET-gQ[/video]
     
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