Way, Way OT. Do I get the snip or leave my wife?

My wife wants me to get neutered too... she's been asking me to get my balls chopped off since number three came along.

So far I've managed to avoid going to the doc to have my scrotum crushed between two rocks (this is America... that's how they do it here).

My wife has an IUD now instead... she can't get pregnant... I'm not a Eunuch... everyone is happy.

 

I was faced with a similar dilemma. I sent her to have it done, split with her not long after, then went on to fill another 2 girls I wish I hadn't.
So my answer is this...do both!
Get the snip, then leave the wife and get in to lots of new skirt without any danger
You're welcome

 

If she's got you that far under the thumb that she thinks even your bollocks are are in her control, it's time to find them & remind yourself that you own a pair lad.

I'd tell her to get ****ed on a point of principle, if I want the chop I'll decide thanks love, if you want to make sure, get your tubes tied.

If she kicks off, bury her under the patio & go shag her best mate

 

I wish I'd seen this thread when I was drunk last night

LG why don't you just turn up, let the nurse fondle your balls for a bit then do a runner

 

I would say your wife and kids are very important.

However, you only live once. If she's blackmailing you (maybe just emotionally) that is fundamentally wrong.

If she loves and respects you, she should let you decide.

She doesn't own you - a relationship is supposed to be mutual.

I will never cut mine!

In other words tell her to go and do one!

 

Why the hell was he trying to piss into the car??

 

Even if it's a male nurse?

 

Luz would prefer that.

My advice would be - Tell her to **** off down the clinic and get the coil fitted.

That's what I did when faced with this dilemma, aint no bitch telling me I need the bollock chop. I was a bit blatant and told her that what If I wanted to trade her in for a younger model later in life and she wanted kids?? She laughed it off - I thought you silly bitch - she rang HER docs and got a coil fitted.

Sorted.

 

Some good advice in the light of day, she's not going for this coil thing as it hurts and she's saying she had enough of all that with the 3 kids. Starting to think that I may push this idea, better she has that fitted than me have a ****ing operation.

Anyway the people have spoken I'm 10-5 in the lead there's no coming back from that.

 

Man up luv. It takes half an hour I've heard and is reversible too.

 

So your one of the 5.

 

There'll be no coming at all never mind no coming back

 

Click the numbers and you can see who voted.

Why dont you just chop the wife up ? Make sure the knife and shovel you'll use to bury her are coated in WD40. It stops the dna sticking

 

Ok. hadn't thought of that, so simple.

 

1. coil does not hurt. thats a myth... she's got to have smear tests and they are just as bad.. is she going to get cancer cos she'll avoid that too...

2. getting the sniip is a local and 15mins in a gp office near enough... hardly the worst thing ever.

I think you decide.... mine has the coil... coil is reversable but it is a hormone messing with her cycle and not fool proof. the snip messes with your hormones, is not reversable and frankly the thing you NEVER hear these women and doctors say is what effect it really has on you "performance" eventually. thats why you lot are worried really... yup! you're all worieed your nobs will shrivel up by the time you're 50.

ergo no snip

 

oh BTW it's not a "snip" is burning the tubes to cautorise them

 

I haven't voted.
Can you imagine telling the Mrs, you're not doing it because some blokes on a football forum told you not to?
You wouldn't need the op afterwards.

 

Yeah I'm looking forward to telling her how I came to make my choice.

 

Thanks, that makes it all better I don't know why I'm making a fuss.

 

Lol I love the way you even did your bullet points for this topic MITO!

That's made my day!