Way, Way OT. Do I get the snip or leave my wife?

Which pain do you want lad....

Pain of the bollox.....

or Pain of the heart.....

Think about it man!!!

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My mate had to have one in his thirties after slamming his erection in a car door going out for a post coitus piss.

Only week I beat him at snooker

 

Thanks PMK I take that advice y'bastard!

I'm off to bed I'll leave you all with my bollox in your head and hope that the poll goes my way.

4-2 **** she's pulled one back!

 

While you are off to bed we will talk about your balls?

Fair enough I guess?

 

There's got to be a joke in there somewhere.

I'm surprised he could walk in the same week, tbh.
Took me weeks to get back to normal.

 

I didn't have a choice in my snip?

What;s the song?

"We'll be running round tottenham with our willies hanging out.... singingggggg I got a foreskin haven't you?"

 

its been emotional guys im off to bed to watch the rubberbandits ..catch ye tomorrow

 

Lol: think it might have been a couple of weeks after op TBH but I do remember leaving the white ball in the centre of the table a lot!

Still don't know how in gods name he slammed the car door on it in the first place....

 

I'm off too.
We might all dream of luv's plums- now there's a thought.

 

Morning for kickoff? Sorry Afternoon

 

Seem to have had stupid friends: mate ended up with stitches in his after drunkenly trying to shag a bird on the driveway to a house at a party.

Stupid fecker was giving it Dixie until she said "it's not in pet": he had been pounding the gravel drive for 2 minutes.....took the nurse 20 minutes to pick the gravel out with tweezers.

He should have been taken round schools as an example of the dangers of drink & birds.

 

Btw,


Have you asked her to get the tubes tied? Now there is a counter.

http://www.babycenter.com/0_female-sterilization_1282183.bc

 

You do know some strange people frank. But then again you do live in NI

 

THe guys name wasn't Brendan Rodgers by chance?

 

It almost always starts with "fancy a pint....."

 

Yeah Bluff, although he didn't actually score he did say his performance was outstanding!

 

Apparently there are various ways of performing the procedure. Some of them allow for a reversal at a later date so you could ask for that luv. Better still have it done but visit Plumb Centre on the way and ask them to fit that instead.

 

Tell her that if you do it she has to tie her fallopian tubes mate.

 

Be a volunteer for testing!:

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/health-19281690

 

Stupid America not having the phrase 'bird' for 'woman' initially scared me... Had to reread it.