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Way, Way OT. Do I get the snip or leave my wife?

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by luvgonzo, Dec 1, 2012.

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Bollox or No Bollox?

  1. Leave the Wife and kids.

  2. Have my bollox chopped off!

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Ok after 3 kids the wife wants me to have the snip. I'm well ****ed off about it, the thought of nurses fondling my bollox has never seemed such a bad idea.

    So do I man up and ****in' get on with it? Or stand my ground and tell her to **** right off!

    The choice is yours, my bollox are in all of your hands.
     
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  2. BCR

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    leave the wife? Thought it was just tell her to deal or don't deal!
     
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  3. saintanton

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    There's a thread for this....
     
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  4. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    this is a new development but ... leave her meet one of the young ones you were on about ''we believe ya'' give her 3 kids **** off meet a new youn..... you see where this is going. Everyone is getting 3 kids
     
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  5. saintanton

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    Bollocks or no bollocks????
    Someone at the vasectomy clinic saw you coming.
     
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  6. Callum

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    Off topic but I just checked out the music thread, you have excellent taste! (Don't really leave the wife and kids)
     
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  7. luvgonzo

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    Not much help so far y'****ers! Has anyone voted? Can I vote?
     
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  8. luvgonzo

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    Yes! 2-1 up.
     
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  9. BCR

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    Think about the kids man!!!
     
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  10. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    Na, did this to my dog & he got fat.

    Free the Luvgonzo million!
     
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  11. saintanton

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    Ask the wife-she'll tell you what you think.
     
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    Can't vote on phone: add one to total against.

    Free the Luv million!
     
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  13. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Join one of the many local Welsh swingers clubs gonz, you could empty your sack on those evenings and you and the wife could take up ballroom dancing the rest of the week, because you should have plenty of ball room after a swingers party.<ok>
     
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  14. luvgonzo

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    Kind of there already so that's not an issue, it's the pain I'm worried about, quite good with pain until it's around that area.
     
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    The one thread that doesn't bomb by LG!!!

    <laugh>
     
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  16. Hash.

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    even Freddo voted <laugh> and what Freddo says goes <yikes>
     
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  17. saintanton

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    For medical reasons I had to have a circumcision when I was in my early thirties.
    Christ Almighty.
     
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  18. luvgonzo

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    I'm 4-1 up! Love it. I'm going to present this poll to her and go with your choice lads, keep it up. :biggrin:
     
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  19. DirtyFrank

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    Introduce a bit of uphill gardening to the marriage then?
     
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  20. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    You might as well get your piles done after your nuts while your there.<ok>
     
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