Im writing this thread to apologise to all of those I may offend in the next couple of weeks. I have always tried to be a rational poster and try and always write accurately and fairly. However, I am currently six weeks into giving up smoking, my wife has given up smoking and has turned into a troll. My dog has decided to get mittes and in turn infest my house with mites, which means every other day I have to vacuum clean the whole house. My work colleague is signed off of work until christmas which means I have twice the amount of work to do..... Enough to push anyone to the edge???? In addition to this I am a Liverpool fan and have always enjoyed discussing all aspects of all things Liverpool....VBut i dont think I can take it much more. 1. we never win 2. My eternal faith put in Dani pacheco has proved fruitless. 3. There are so many opposition fans on this site who are wum ****ers who have nothing better to do than remind us that we havent won a game yet. (Spurs and Manc C**ts) The combination of my difficult life, Liverpools poor record and complete and utter ****ers is pushing me close to the edge and im sure to implode in a tirade of abuse to who ever is close and says the wrong thing... Of course all this can be avoided if we start scoring and moving up the premier league........Everything can be hardwork in life, but as long as the boys do a job on the weekend you know you will smile once a week......... Will keep going with the mantras and taking the tablets, but just wanted to apologise in advance for my cyber killing spree if we do not get results in our next prem games against Norwich and stoke.
Even if they are not saying it...i know they are thinking it! Made the mistake of popping on the Spurs board earlier and its all about us...(Which they are entitled to of course.) Just need a win to release the tension...
Red, I'll try and keep ALL of the above in mind when reading your threads over the coming weeks. I can't do anything about the domestic/work issues but I can sympathise with the LFC issue. For you Pacheco for me it was Aqua. One day we'll win again - honest! YNWA
Rebrynner... i have a perfect way to look at things 1. i hear that the first 3weeks is the hardest o nthe old giving up fornt so you've done great. 2. your wife was a troll (sorry joking) before you just never notice cos you were off smoking... (again i'm sorry just joking!!) 3. LFC no matter what win lose or draw are great entertainment. You have to think of it like that... were you entertained on sunday? I was, watching the clowing and the stupidity and kucky breaks and dogs dinner's by refs is all entertainment.. you just have to view it like that... LFC give value for money when anyone watches them..
Thought Id Dig this thread up, (murmur, murmur,murmur, dont want to curse us.) Perfect opportunity this weekend to relax as The Mrs has gone awy to manchester for the weekend with her mother. Heavyweight boxing on tonight, (David price and Andrew flintoff) Heavyweight boxing on tommorrow, (Tyson Fury.) However, all this opportunity to relax in my pants on my sofa, (smothered in pizza sauce) will be ruined if Liverpool dont take all 3 points tomorrow. Liverpool FC, my life is in your hands, (dare I say it the life of others aswell.) Do what you have to do tomorrow to get three points. Dive! Enlarge the goals! Give Stevie G a bloody injection! Feed Raheem a little too much Sugar! Tell Luis that No one in Southampton likes him! Whatever it takes!!!!! Just please, please, please dont **** up my weekend of peace, boxing and online poker!!
Tell Raheem the goal is a fanny. Tell Luis the goal is a shoulder to add som extra bite. Get the MFG time machine to go get Gerrard from 06 to replace the current one.
What will happen if we lose/draw tomorrow? After watching downing "stroll" back without looking behind him for the 1st spurs goal on Weds night (brendon oh brendon), not sure i can take much more.
I believe it will have a knock on effect: On us losing i will kick my dog causing him to yelp, which will lead to the birds in my back garden to sto pfeeding on pizza remains that i have scatterred on the grass and fly into a tree. A cat will follow them into the tree and get stuck. The owner of the cat will phone the fire brigade to come and get the cat out of the tree meaning that they are unable to immediately attend a fire at an orphange. Aliens who watch and scrutinise our planet form outer space like bugs under a microscope will see no logic or compassion in the act of saving a cat with vertigo over rescuing hundreds of burning parentless children and decide to wipe our miserable species from the planet. in short, if Liverpool lose tomorrow dont worry as it will all be over by tea-time. At least we wont have to watch X-factor
Still going......Cant remember how long now....August basically. Christmas is going to be hard......But the missus is stilll going strong aswell which is good, especially as her moods have gone from angry to sad..Instead of shouting all te time she just cries quietly in the corner which is much easier to deal with. Got a few of the lads coming round for a poker cash game tomorrow night which should be fun as all of them smoke, the good smelling stuff too....think im going to have to make them stand out in the rain whilst i rock back and forwards whispering mantras to myself. Congratulations on the five weeks. If you have made it that far you can go all the way im sure.
