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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <grr> Fuller's Earth or Talc.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Didny do anything as I recall.
     
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  3. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    [video=dailymotion;xe5ecg]http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xe5ecg_benny-benassi-satisfaction-playboy_sexy[/video]

    the tits oot version <ok>
     
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  4. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    No didn't see any butter
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    BLACK PEPPERCORNS
    [YEA] 11/20/2012: Mrsc from Middletown, Usa: "Black Peppercorns work! Just had baby #3 and was left with large, painful hemorrhoids (one the size of a grape)! Hurt to sit, stand, walk, or lie. Tried several remedies, but found peppercorn remedy buried in the thread and tried that. Swallowed 4-5 whole black peppercorns..." Read More

    CASTOR OIL
    09/30/2012: Johanna from Dallas, Texas: "My hemorroids have flared up in the past and gone down with no special treatment. However not this time... They flared with a vegence and the pain with sitting, standing, walking was unbearable. I tried externally applying apple cider vinegar but that made them worse..." Read More
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Piley bastard <grr>
     
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  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Just push them, man.

    Middle digit, deep breath and back up they go <ok>

    I'm no takin' the piss - best thing for 'em is pap them back where they belong.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Who you callin a pikey bas.... oh
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    That's all very well and good but how does that help Beale's Arse Grapes? If you are not part of the solution you are part of the problem.
     
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  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    And then keep yer cheeks clenched <ok>
     
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    im gonna look in the mirror tonight n see if i can see them and see of they look like a brain
     
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    Hash. pure daycent

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    It should take his mind off them for 2:35 .... then he can get back to suffering.

    P.S. the shove them back up method is the correct method
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Only one burd in that video who has real jubblies. No complainin, like, just sayin.
     
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  14. User Deleted

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    how the **** would you know you've never had piles in your life, now run along daddys little princess
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Mine have never been that bad that they hung down like prolapsed labia, I consider myself lucky.
     
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  16. User Deleted

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    sorry hash dunno what came over me
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Try and stay on topic. Words you will need if you want to be a Mod my young Padwah.
     
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  18. Hash.

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    Beale use this as your avatar until they go away ....

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Old ****s.

    Piles ffs<doh>
     
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  20. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    First time I got piles was when I was about 22 or something.

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    ****ing poppers <grr>
     
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