Anal sex?

was her pal there too?

 

No particularly. No keen on things goin up ma **** chute.

Had a big black doctors finger up there when I was in outpatients having suspected irritable bowel syndrome checked oot. Turned out to be piles

 

.

 

i discovered this mornin i have piles gambol u are my best mate on here we are soooo alike

 

Had prostrate issues a few years ago, had a woman doctor stick her fingers up my arse. I asked her to take her ring off as it was chafing, she said "That's my wristwatch"

 

I don't have them any more ya filthy bastard

 

oh.

 

how did u get rid of them then?

 

spray deoderant on them

 

Push them back up

 

haha dunno if that wud be such a good idea

 

Or Iodine wash. Does not hurt one bit.

 

The last part about me using the body glitter of course was a lie but the rest is true Julian.

I used something from her bathroom but it wasn't body glitter.

 

She keeps butter in the bathroom?

 

You have a few options;
- a Lighter
- a Sander
- Soak them in vinegar

 

Push them back up and then clench yer cheeks together

 

ack i never expected any serious answers tbh

 

Im a marmite motorway virgin. Doesnt appeal either giving or receiving.

Each to their own though.

 

To be serious i've often found that Fuller's earth or perfume free Talcum powder does a grand job on the old Nobby Stiles

 

maybe if i sprayed them with deoderant it would cause me to fart fireballs, which i guess would be pretty neat

*reaches for lynx excite*