Newcastle away

See the tickets go on general sale on saturday. I will be going and making a weekend of it. Anyone else going?

 

You inviting me?

 

yeah you can go mate as you obviously have no-one on either of your boards who wants to talk to you.

Have a good time and make sure you wear Chelscum colours. they'll love you up there. Make sure you take some vaseline with you

 

You want me to take vaseline

 

That would have been a brilliant comeback if he wasn't obviously on the other side of the planet.

 

What are you taking about kiddo

 

You're a clever boy, you can figure it out.

I have faith in you.

 

I like the fact that wee Seanie has pitched his tent on our patch. He's bringing the best out of you Matt!

 

Matt you going to the game?

 

No.

 

Part-timer

 

It's more complicated than that.

Last time I went to Newcastle, a guy from Australia beamed himself across 15,000 miles just to anal rape me.

Sadly, I hadn't packed my Vaseline and the fissures in my colon are so bad that I still can't sit down to this day and just can't face the thought of standing for 15 hours.

True story.

 

That's gross, just pack the vaseline and you'll be good to go.

 

Sory cant make this one either..I heard Kiwi might be going though...?