fat bastard

Walking down sauchiehall st. Some fat shambling mess, possibly pud, was waddling about asking people for 50p. He stopped me and told me he was homeless and hadn't eaten for 2 days. I told him the hunger would do him good and strolled off.

Fat ****.

 

Well said.

Its his chance to become healthy.

 

My sister-in-law is 20 stone. A fat, ugly, mess. Even though I'd shag a warm scarf, I widnae knob her.

And she stinks.

 

How noble of you not to shag your wife's/brother's sister/wife!

 

My wifes brother sister wife is getting it in a bit .... thanks Gerrard. I've been contemplating it all day then I come on here and see your inspirational words

 

Believe me, it would be much more noble of me to give her one.

 

maybe she thinks the same about you.

 

I hope she does because heaven forbid if she ever tries it on with me <boak>

 

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Eh?

Are you saying it's your brother in law's sister's wife?

 

Is it your wife's sister or your brother's wife and if it is your wife's sister, do they look alike?!

 

Yes .... gotta problem with that you homophobe.

 

see above .... christ cant you guys leave the lezzers alone I'm sorry I said anything now

 

Gay? Homophobic?

If you're going to insult me at least be consistent you ****s.

 

My wife's brother's wife, so they don't look alike. Last time I was at their house she was eating a tray of sausage rolls <and she was keeping them all for herself>.

EDIT:

 

I wasn't asking you, ya daft stoner, I was asking Dorty Mag.

 

I've never insulted you in all my time on here

 

good

 

Who here has a fat fetish?

****ing admit it now, come on

 

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