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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    How far in?
     
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  2. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Boom shaka lacka boom
     
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  3. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    Only God knows....






    So when he pops in next you should ask him
     
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  4. TheLittleGeordie

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    Another bump for the legendary thread?
     
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  5. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Was chatting to a girl who must have been about 6ft 3 today, asked her out she replied 'I've got a boyfriend', who should appear next a lad looking like Tash with a cheeky looking grin on his face.
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

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    Don't think she'd have preferred Tash to you cbrad27.
     
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  7. Agent Bruce

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    Must have been somebody else.
     
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  8. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    I hope you punched the bastard
     
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  9. TJR_NUFC

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  10. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    HAHAHA <laugh>
     
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  11. Aldridge_Prior

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    One's a tight arse, the other's a Titus. Never get them mixed up...
     
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    Talking of threads that never seem to die <laugh>.....
     
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  13. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Heres some great advice

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  14. Agent Bruce

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    Don't think we could get those mixed up AP. Come to think of it I don't think the mackems could get them mixed up either.

    Nice one by the way!
     
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  15. Agent Bruce

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to AldridgePrior (Deceased) again.
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    Got her name?

    Address?

    Telephone number?

    Price?
     
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  17. Aldridge_Prior

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    Katie?
     
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  18. Aldridge_Prior

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    Priceless tips there from my fave heroes!

    And to think my mam always said I'd learn nowt from watching cartoons...
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, May 5, 2011
  19. why aye jims eye

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    My only advice would be to shag her and you won't like her anymore..........................sorry
     
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  20. Aldridge_Prior

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    That's class GRB, here's another one, this should be your avatar!

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    Aldridge_Prior, May 5, 2011
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