beer

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-10725024



if i had too much money i would buy some

 

I had just read that and copied the link to post here

Who the **** came up with that idea???

 

Hair of the dog?

 

i knew i had to be quick hence the uninspiring title

 

it would be better if you poured it out the ass, or there was a hose coming out the crotch and you pumped the tail to get the beer.

 

They're from the Brocht near Fraserburgh. I bought a bottle of that Tactical Nuclear Penguin off them for £35 and it was ****ing louping. They're away to open a BrewDog bar in Aberdeen too. Their stuff taste disgusting and is overpriced, I give the place 6 months at the most.

 

Apparently animal rights protesters are up in arms over this

****ing mopey ****s.

 

hawl Mr more than 54k a year, get the squirrel beers in

 

Their stuff is ****ing honking though. That Tactical Nuclear Penguin was nearly £40 and it tasted like someone pished in a bottle of Bells then put some chewed up Bertie Bassetts in it.

 

Less yappin more flappin Venom ya rich bastard

 

mmmmmmm yummy. this is a true story u probs think its no but it is. this wee **** came into a hoose party we wer at and he was stone cold sober, sittin there all nervous. so we offered him a can a tennents and he started drinkin it. but because he was waitin on a burd gettin ready to go out he kept nippin thro to the next room so we wer puttin *** doubts in his can and he never even noticed not even after 5 ***s then the bold teefals pisses in the ****in can and the **** still drank it no ****, sober as a judge if a take a drink of a can thats got one doubt in it al ****in spew, its disgustin but 5 *** doubts and pish? come on tae ****!

 

That's ****ing howling. One of my mates is a minesweeper, he'll drink a can off a table at a party and not care whats in it. Gives me the boak just thinking about it.

 

av made the mistake twice, the 1st time was horrible was spewin for ****in ages. a always take a sniff now just to be safe

 

Gave my mate a massive line of Miaow Miaow and told him it was a line of charlie a couple of months ago. I'll upload the video of it when I get my phone back from repair. He was spewing like ****, never laughed so much in long time. You'd think he'd have twigged seeing a there were three folk with cheeky smiles on their faces filming him taking it. Daft ****.

 

venom ya rich **** messers less than half what you are paid want squirrel beer, get to it old bean.

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Bunch of ****s! It all goes to the student loan folk and the rest goes up my beak.

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Venom , you want to do something clever with that spare cash of yours ; I d suggest the as yet still booming property market here down under. Of course , its best to attempt to avoid the crippling tax and exchange rate difficulties if doing this from overseas.The easiest way to do this would be to put large sums of used notes in a sealed package , marked "educational text books" for customs purposes and post this to "rogueleader , australia " where ypu can be assured it will be safely invested.

 

Cheers RL. You might get two £1 coins sellotaped in a card like my mate got off his granny for his 23rd birthday.....the card said "Happy 12th Birthday" and had the wrong name in it.