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to the tune of mambo number 5

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  1. murray out

    murray out Well-Known Member

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    A little bit of Benwell stinks of sh.te, a little bit of Walker what a sight, a little bit of Byker on the dole, a little bit of Elswick a sh.t hole, a little bit of Fawdon burned out vans, a little bit of Kenton teenage grans, a little bit of Scotswood on the run, a little bit of this makes them all scum. MAMBO NUMBER 5 <ok>
     
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  2. One Chance Asamoah

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    <laugh>
     
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  3. Narf

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    <applause>
     
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  4. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    wow 5 star enjoyed that mate inspirational, where the fecs me pen
     
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    Makemstine Roger, May 5, 2011
  5. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Whereas Hendon, Pennywell and Pallion are akin to Paris.

    I had the misfortune to drive through Pallion a couple of years ago. It was like a phones for you advert.
     
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  6. murray out

    murray out Well-Known Member

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    go **** yourself you ****ing sad prick
     
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  7. safc73

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    great job MO however I've got to disagree..........Every little bit of Benwell stinks of sh.te, every little bit of Walker what a sight, every ****er from Byker is the dole.... etc.
     
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  8. murray out

    murray out Well-Known Member

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    sorry 73 change the words from little to every, i can't be arsed to edit it
     
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  9. Dorset

    Dorset Well-Known Member

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    I used to live in a flat above the bank in Pallion back in the 70's. I tried for months to get through the living room floor, but failed miserably :(
     
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  10. BillySmartsCircus

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    the mag's still gutted about his hat, too sad to comeback with a song.
     
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    BillySmartsCircus, May 5, 2011

  11. toonrob24

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    I will concede that is pretty clever, has Mrs doubtfire got that on his i-pod for the next time you come for an easy 6 points lads.
     
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    toonrob24, May 5, 2011
  12. Wherewereyou

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    What makes you think he'll be around, though??!!
     
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  13. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    found me pen my turn

    A little Pigg market catch the clap
    A little bit of Barton what a trap
    A little bit of Benwell bent as hell
    Seghill smells like **** as well

    With a little bit of unwashed in your life
    Never pick a skunk lass for your wife
    Twinned with Groningen that's unfair
    Dutch only did it for a dare

    So please avoid the place like hell
    passing through it makes you smell
    all skunks they never work
    who the **** employs a jerk
    Now I'm finished with this tale
    and the toons still up for sale
     
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    Makemstine Roger, May 5, 2011
  14. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Mate the bait your fishing with is too tempting for the unwashed,

    they're slimey as a bream, when it comes to swearing there obscene
     
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    Makemstine Roger, May 5, 2011
  15. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    ANOTHER VERSE


    little Robbie such a knob
    only ****e comes from his gob
    Hes been caught on Murrays line
    that's what happens to the swine
     
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    Makemstine Roger, May 5, 2011
  16. jerseymackem

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    <laugh><laugh> <ok>
     
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    jerseymackem, May 5, 2011
  17. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Brilliant. Can't argue with such sarcasm and wit.............
     
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  18. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    I am mate. You haven't seen it, have you?
     
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  19. Wherewereyou

    Wherewereyou Guest

    Oh go on - try!
     
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    Wherewereyou, May 5, 2011
  20. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    Did anyone else burst into a trumpet solo at the end....?
     
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