Rootkits on a netbook

She definitely does have an F8 key, it'll be on the top row of keys above all the little letters on the keyboard (trying to make this simple for you)

It'll be written next to something, so you're going to have to hold the function key down (Fn) and press F8 (F8)

If you still fail at doing that, to restart in safe mode, pull the battery out (once your computer is unplugged from the charge), then when you restart it, the screen will appear before you log in.

Failing that, I could connect to your puter remotely to fix it but there is a seriously possibility I'll steal all your passwords/etc...

 

Found nothing

 

Where the **** is ER when you need him?

 

I know what an Ethernet cable is and I'm a Mick.

 

This isn't going well

 

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See it now

 

Try this instead then, takes about 15 mins, disable avg before running

http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/download/combofix/

 

Uttercunt you're being too helpful, just give him hints and watch him struggle

 

Ya ****in 'tard

 

I bet it was between F7 and F9, ya daft ****!

 

I actually help out on a computer website removing these viruses and very rarely have I had to help such a useless spaz as EDGE.

 

This is ****ing gold

Get this stickied Mick

 

Here we go then, how do you disable AVG?

 

I'm so ****ing happy my company doesn't have an office in Scotland

 

Edge, to be fair, just googled removing rootkits and this came up, at the end of a technical article on removing rootkits

 

http://www.avg.com/ww-en/faq.num-3857

 

Some light reading for you Edge

http://www.techsupportalert.com/best-free-rootkit-scanner-remover.htm

http://www.techrepublic.com/blog/networking/rootkits-is-removing-them-even-possible/736

 

Are you sure you don't have any irish genes in your family Edge?

 

Right click on the AVG icon on the bottom right of the screen and there will be a disable option.