Pud , if I remember right you used to stay down pollockshields road way ? Didnt stay too far from there myself......I see from your " location " the people trafficing fruit , phone and money exchange shops are blossoming then ??
Correct ... stil there Was in deep Banglashields and moved out to pollokshwas road so it's now trafficing fruit , phone cards, smelly African scran and some mad leaf/plant that's a bit like weed! Oh and avoiding big massive darkies wi yellow eyes (they look realy rapey - worse than venom!)
That's right my little pups! Today's rapey minutes will start at 3:30 today. Venom's brought in some lovely rohypnol based fudge doughnuts that he baked last night. Nev will suppling the jesus juice yet again so if we could all give those two a warm round of applause! On todays agenda: Donkey rape: Is this just a passing phase or will this be the new ****ing dugs aff? Rape suits: We all know ML has been raving about them but are they practical and are they as durable as first thought? Garden shed: Stand back dungeon. Raping's just went al fresco!! This seasons must have rape room. If you could compile your thoughts for 3:30 that would be great
ah , the yellow eyes......dont want to be racist but YES the yellow eyes can be very scary ; I was on holiday once in barbados and went driving , got collared as the idiiot tourist by some very large black fellow who insisted on having his picture taken with me......as he babbled loudly , put his arm around my shoulder for the photo I noticed that I was now standing about two paces from a cliff edge with about a 500 meter drop to the rocks below....as I looked into his eyes I was struck by the evilness of the yellow, saw my life pass before me and imagined what they`d do to my wife after Id plunged to my death.................but actually he was fine , turned out a nice guy , but Ive never forgotted the evil yellow eyes ; thank **** its not just me .
surely we need to be looking at the marquee rather than the shed........think of the benefits .....washable , portable , easy to erect......( I`d keep these thoughts until 3.30 , but I dont know when that is )
anyway , this is getting a bit strange......a week or so ago my wife gave me a book about the Wests to read............think she`s trying to tell me she wants to be my Rose ???
I'm not sure what a "Rape Suit" is but I defnitely want one. I presume it's a suit with a built in balaclava.
