Hey up

geordies i have been having a few good chats with some of your fans on here i,m not here to wum win lose or draw tommorow night good luck, its just that the stoke city board is pretty sparce and this board seems quite good so i,m asking for adoption lol, only here to talk footy and to have a bit of a laugh. rotter

 

WUM lads ignore him

Nah your welcome any time fella

 

I'm sure you'll be made most welcome, although hope we beat Stoke tomorrow but on current form I doubt it.

 

Lol mate thankyou

 

Listen, if you wanted to join the Newcastle board you'd have to really hate the Mackems... Splitters...

The only people we hate more than Mackems, is the people with beards... SPLITTERS!!!!!!!




Just kidding, don't think any of us really hate the mackems, and you're always welcome on this board to talk football (and other things ) no matter who you support


The beards thing I'm not joking about though

Hope you enjoy the match tomorrow night mate

 

Cheers gordon it will be a close game mate our home form is immense at the moment but it was last yr and you destroyed us best performance i have seen at the brit since we got promoted infact.

 

The rent for parking your av on the board is £2.50 a day. Weekly rates are cheaper.

 

Hello and welcome!

 

Don't do it rotter

It may be cheaper financially, but your soul will never recover from the naked "tasks"... EVER.

Luckily for me, after a month I started enjoying it

 

If Shawcross doesn't get intimidated by the physical presence of Marvo, your defence cope with our long ball tactics and the midfield supress Williamson's footballing genius when under pressure then I think you may sneak a 5-0 win.

 

I wouldn't back us against Hereford at the moment. Stoke will pummel us, we'll come back in the second half of the season but we are currently gash.

 

I'll give you a quick intro(/outline) to a few of the main protagonists Rotter...

WP - Shy and retiring young fellow. Occasionally likes to dabble in TV circles. Ever see Time Team? He wasn't on it, but he knows a guy who knows a dog who knows a woman who was very close to making it on camera one time...
Jimiley - Clean cut young man with a rather timid outlook on life. It's why the girls love him.
GITF - Absolute lad, but likes heavy metal rap, whatever that is.
Pulp - If this were prison, he'd be Morgan Freeman. He can get you things. And he's got sexy moles.
Debuchy'sTooshie - Monster, watch out for her. Swearing is hideous, keep that filter turned on!
Lady El - Another potty mouth...
LTF - King of the potty mouthes!
AgentBruce - A sturdy and reliable motherly figure who is as fair as she is brutal.
ACS - Spends all his time on World of Warcraft. It's melted his brain and he thinks we're all mutant orcs that need slaying... You get used to it after a few years... Hates gingers the geneist!
Obi Wan - Is Luke's mentor and Darth Vader's most sexy adversary, all you need to know.
Katmandu - annoying optimist. Think's every little thing is going to be alreeet... Wish he would dial it down to realism sometimes...
ScottDann'sOkBollocks - A bit teste at times
Tash - Loves it when you quote shakespeare at him... Enthusiast of the young amatuer dramatics society he spends his afternoons regaling some frivolous love quest of a Midsummer nights dream et al. Quite good. Only directly replies to you if thou lays down one's bequest in ye olde style. Nutjob! Loves Sclub 7. Can't get enough.
Cbrad - Perverted. Can't get away from a thread of his without some disturbing mental image.
TheJPF - Sexy go-getter who is both wise and knowledgeable...


Anymore I've missed out people?

 

AgentBruce - A sturdy and reliable motherly figure who is as fair as she is brutal.

Ahem, you're going to see the brutal side now. Twenty years in solitude, you can join Pulp / Morgan Freeman.

 

SirBobbyRobsonsJigOfDelight, WP's Nemesis!

 

You do realise I am both don't you? I have problems.

Say something nice about my poetry wench

 

Two ID's?

20 year ban for WP!

 

Fair and brutal... See!

Always a pleasure Ma'am

 

Oh god, give us a minute so can I put the swear filter on before you bait that one won't you?!

 

Ah yes... I see HDQ online tonight... Watch-out for him especially. Serially turns threads into Loose Women... Damn you man, our boobs are fine and we're ok with menstration for goodness sake!

 

Very .................Creative!