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Newcastle United in 100 years time.

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  1. Jonasaurus-rex

    Jonasaurus-rex Member

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    My friend asked me the other day how i thought Newcastle would be doing in 100 years time. Assuming 2012 is a load of rubbish :biggrin:. I told him that i hope Mike Ashley had not done anything that would still be affecting us at that point and hopefully we were in the Champions league, What do you guys think our team will be like in 100 years?
     
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    Robots
     
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    TJR_NUFC Well-Known Member

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    An army of Tiote clones
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Football will have ended, and we would all be supporting Chess. 50k crowds going through the hooliganism phase of chess.
     
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    Super humans. By this time the chinese will have attempted to create the ultimate being. Using the legs of cheetahs for speed, penis of a whale, etc.

    Football will no longer be a sport, we will all watch a new sport called 积极的声誉 after being overthrown by the super human chinese.

    Every other race will be a slave to these beings. It will indeed, be a dark dark place.
     
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    It'll be called futbol. Futbol. Futbol. Get it?
     
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    NO way badger it will be quidditch :)
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    If football is still around I reckon Van Der Sar will still be playing for Man Utd with Fergie still boss, Man Utd fans continue to chant 'one more year'.
     
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    That sounds better!!
     
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    <whistle> Son Ferguson dares to disagree.

    Oh and that fella doing ''tactics'' at Real Madrid. What's his name? Monrigo?
     
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    Knowing our luck, our trophy cabinet will remain empty.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    God I hope I see us win a trophy!!
     
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    now wheres the fun in speculating about that!
     
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    Come on mate be realistic like the tiote clone ideas :p
     
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    In 100 years?

    We'll have Ameobi's great, great grandchild up front.
     
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    You're all stupid, the obvious answer is space football...




    On Mars. Or somewhere else that isn't Earth...




    Danny Simpson's grandson, Homer, will be manager of Earth United. The irony of his name will be lost however, as The Simpsons will have been long forgotten. People will still be watching Futurama though. And Barton's Tash will still be banned from this forum.
     
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    Due to the equality movement we will have women in the game, and advances in science will keep players playing far beyond a person's normal lifespan today. Due to this we will have a 6'3" ~120 year old woman up front...
     
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    <ok> <laugh>
     
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    It depends how well the Tiote cloning experiment goes. I for one predict it to end in disaster and we either end up with a kind of I Am Legend senerio or a band of Super Tiotes realize the full extent of power and dominate the world.
    Ameobi will still be managing the club as he still refuses to leave but apart from that the entire squad will have been cyrogenically frozen apart from Collo as we could not risk his incredible good looks to be destroyed by the ice....


    sadly Collo died from being 120 something although his funeral was well attended by the Super Tiotes
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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