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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hash., Nov 26, 2012.

  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    What a load of ****. You are going to wash your hands after touching the soap dispenser <doh>

    It's the dirty filthy ****s who don't wash their hands after a piss/**** in a pub/club/restaurant that get on my tits <grr> there I am all clean and then go to open the door with scent of a million cocks on it. double ****ing <grr>

    Rant over
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

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  3. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    No a **** is scared to press the ****ing soap dispenser
     
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  4. Sizing

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    When I was at school they taught me not to piss/**** on my hands.
     
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  5. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Ya still need to wash, ya dirtbird
     
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  6. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    As a kid i could tuck it over my pants piss then pop it away without any hand contact.... Now i shake more but rarely piss on myself..... Women complain about men not washing their hands but expect us to lick their quims when it suits them
     
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  7. Sizing

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    And hand driers put more bacteria on your skin than wiping ya hands dry on ya jeans (unless they're the posh Dyson ones)
     
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  8. Archers Road

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    Are you Howard Hughes?
     
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  9. LEROY FER 10

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    Weird that ****s are uber tidy and have spotless bathrooms but don t mind pumping **** for kicks.
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Mt father-in-law never washes his hands when he has a piss, the dorty old ****. He was at mine recently and I wouldn't let him read my paper because he'd put piss stains on it.
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Just what kind of school did you go to and how exactly did the teacher teach you such things? Was it an educational video to teach you this or did the teacher physically show you?
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Maybe Uncle Jimmy fixed it for him? <ok>
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Quite possibly, either way, something is seriously wrong with it.
     
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  14. Sizing

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    It was a lesson with a practical demonstration that all younger years thought was a myth until they saw it. That was when education was proper.
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Oh yes, I also remember when the nurse lined us all up and made us cough. The dirty ****s.
     
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  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    One of the TV ads boasts "Never touch a germy soap pump again" <rofl>

    As for hand-washing, always after a ****, never after a piss.
     
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  18. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    We've got one of these in the kitchen. One time the butter got too close to the thing and it started shooting it's goo into the tub.
     
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  19. monacoger

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    <laugh>FFS, that just sounds so wrong on so many levels.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Hate public toilets <grr>

    In ma local boozer ye get strange looks aff other punters if ye wash yer hands after takin a piss. They think yer actin like some kind of posh **** <laugh>
     
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