Bloody impressive the way he's picked up the lingo so quickly. He speaks French so well, even I can understand it.
My first response was to agree with all of the above. Then I remembered the way I spoke a sort of simplified English (and why I did it) when living abroad for a few years and now I'm inclined to think if does him credit: http://thisismyengland.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/je-suis-un-bell-end-mais-non.html
They've played it on Drive Time on Radio 5 and people laughed so much, they're repeating it shortly! What a wassock! Edit - oops, just read your post, t.i.m.e. No disrespect intended, but listening to Joey IS hilarious!
More importantly after him saying all of this will OM want to keep him. The french is boring, slow and teams are happy to lose 1-0..
"Gid Moaning" "I was pissing by the door, when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon; you are clearly the guilty potty."
Translation: "I was passing by the door, when I heard two shots. You are holding in your hand a smoking gun; you are clearly the guilty party."