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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Castleger, Jul 23, 2010.

  1. Castleger

    Castleger Active Member

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    letting you all know that I finish early today, yes that's right 11.45am and I'm outta here......dont you just love it <laugh>

    Stop today for 2 weeks off, entertaining family I have visiting from Texas

    Yeehaaaaw <laugh>
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> You've got it made getting home early on a Friday.

    I get pissed off on here but I only work for 6 months of the year. I get more time off than teachers do. That and the cash are the only benefits of working on the rigs really. Only got to do 33 more days on here and I'll get 68 days at home. Can't wait for the platform shutdown. Five and a half weeks off with two of them paid at offshore rate and the rest at my onshore rate.
     
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  3. Castle has won the battle but Venom will win the war
     
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  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> I don't even get the most time off on here as well. 90% of the guys on here only work a third of the year. They work 4 weeks out of every 12 and still get holidays too. I'm not allowed to take holidays if I'm meant to be on the platform due to the gay contract my boss signed with the offshore company. The mechies on here get £54K and only working 16-18 weeks a year for that. I was offered that job but I get paid more than that and I've got the easiest job on the platform. **** knows how much of a waster I'd be if I had 30 weeks a year off.
     
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  5. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    entertaining family from texas?........................I hope you`re planning to sing them Borats version of the star spangled banner <laugh>
     
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  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Are they Texas Rangers??.....<whistle>
     
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  7. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Stay the **** out of Belfast then <ok>
     
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  8. Castleger

    Castleger Active Member

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    They'll be happy to see you B-Celtic, just look out for the ****wits wearing tartan trousers and sporting Ten-gallon hats, stoating about with a guy they now refer to as Yorkie <laugh>

    canny wait <laugh>
     
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  9. more than 54K a year? **** sake venom spread the wealth
     
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  10. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like the Crown bar in Belfast on a normal weekday. It's where all the tourists go. I've ruined many a holiday snap <laugh>
     
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  11. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    It's got to be J.R.!
     
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  12. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    John Robertson? Fat wee peuce-faced Jambo ****
     
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