There are a few gentlemen of ethnicity and of a particular religious bent at my firm and they are fond of using 4 pint milk cartons full of water to clean themselves in the gents loo after they have had a dump. They don't want to use toilet paper but don't mind flooding out the bog in order to get the cack of their arses. Some dirty b'stard takes their dump standing up, they leave sh1t on the seat and streaks all over the pan. Filthy dirty animals.
It was just weird. It wasn't dog **** on his shoes, they looked really clean. He didn't even have the sense to take them off before he cleaned them. Just stood there on one leg, straining to get the other foot in the basin then switched to the other foot. Then back again. Than back to the other one.
Cleanliness is next to godliness....that's what my Moslem friend Ali from our corner shop told me a few years back. He said he washes his arse immediately after taking a dump. Maybe though it is because he originates from a warm country where your arse would stink and sweat if you didn't wash it immediately after taking a dump? That would irritate like mad. Lods of Asians have told me that Bangaldeshis are unhygienic but don't they run the Indian takeaway trade in this country?
He wasn't cleaning himself, he was cleaning his shoes, where other people wash their hands, thats why he's a mucky ****, ya dopey bastard
The Asians wherever I've worked have always favoured little plastic cups for their arse-wiping duties.
