I had a ****, then a shower, then I needed a ****e which is horrible because there's nothing worse than going for a ****e after you've had a shower. So I'll have to have another shower in the morning as well as another ****e. Maybe another **** if I'm feeling stressed?
i had a ****e, then another ****e (i think i probably shouldnt have eaten that cheese from the back of the works fridge), then watched some porn then had a **** and now im talking to you pig ****ers.
I read about internet strangers' bodily processes and felt slightly queasy as I chomped on my thoroughly refrigerated red grapes.
mines been ****ing awful got a text at 7 saying "guess where i am" i sent one back saying "who is this" then a reply came through saying "it doesnt matter who i am just guess where i am"....i sent one back saying "ok in manchester wacthing the match" after 5 mins i got another text shortly followed by a photo text.... the text said "no i am balls deep in your wife" and the photo well i think you can imagine the type of photo he sent me.
By the way, I didn't have another **** this morning. Did go for a ****e though. Before the shower this time!
Dev Hopefully when 606 finally shuts down the sort of dickheads who write things like Smelltic and Ibroke will go somewhere else. Lets hope this prick is the exception rather than the rule.
I'm off the ****ing for now. Apparently it builds your testosterone levels up and I need all the testosterone I can get to fight the one and only Russ Provan
