Southampton v Newcastle United - The Official Build Up / Match Day Thread

Should have done a Big Ern on Kingpin, sugar in the tank is the way His piss was clearly beneficial, he only has himself to blame for his lack of devious behaviour.

And Massa of course.

 

If he didn't drink so much Spanish coffee I think his piss would be less like jet fuel, but what can you do as an adviser when Massa is standing there, being so inept . I think that spring is a bit like the cogs in Digimon, it's turned him evil.

Seriously, even retiring from the race and sneaking into their garage and nicking all the wheel-guns would have been more effective than trundling round. If Hamilton was in Alonso's position, I have no doubt Jenson would have done what was required. It's the facial hair!

 

Facial hair is always the sign of a devious streak. Actually no word of a lie, my dad used to tell me when I was younger "you can't trust a man with a beard son, they've clearly got something to hide"

Yes dad, their ****ing face. He was a bit of a card my old man.

 

Can you imagine the riot we'd have on our hands right now if Pardew was losing AND had the temerity to have a beard?

 

There would be hell on with comments like:

"We're in the **** and this **** has time to grow a beard? And keep it looking trendy? WTF who does he think he is? Confucius! I'm raging"

 

Probably a tad to rational... More like "His beard is a vortex with the deadly pull of a black-hole, sucking the confidence of the players and the clothes of their partners off in equal measure... It's ****ing obvious, stop being so blind!"

And of course "I've never trusted him, someone who grows a beard has got to be hiding something"

 

People with beards are all perverts as far as I'm aware.

 

Is that why you have a beard?








And why you're so explicitly sexually interested in me?

 

I would never grow a beard it's primative to say the least!!!! pubic face is not even acceptable and if was to interview a man with a hairy face I would ask him to go home and have a shave and come back.

 

Interview them for what though?

Some men can pull off the beard. Le Dreamboat

 

Dad? Are you back from the dead?

 

Even if it was the role of Santa Claus

 

This Kathmandu guy seems like a massive tool. Slating your club is one thing but slating it when it isn't deserved is stupid. Look at the facts you are still a team in Europe you are still above 6 teams in the prem, a team building form won on their own turf, and you still have world class players. I'm sorry but their is form and their is quality. Some of bas goals for toon have been out of this world as with cisse. It's not the end of the world, just keep following your team through thick an thin! That is the definition of a true football fan. You just need to sign that Santiago munez lad again

 

Im bleaching my tash blonde at the moment for Movember as a tip of the hat to Keith Lemon.

 

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LOL this thread is mad. Katmandu, watch yourself fella, we had one of you on our board not too long ago, banned for being so provocotive with his ridiculous views, calling all others names, as you do, and anyone who disagrees with you is a nazi or something.. Assisted suicide is still illegal in this country, dont want to see you serving jail time, I truly feel for the person/people you share your 'opinions' with.

The only thing missing from your team is a backbone. Spineless performance in the rain from your lot, problem with all them foreign talents, cant take weather and subsequently sulk in a game and have their pants pulled down by people who give a damn. In conclusion, shut up, you moron.

 

Wow... you've only just met Katmandu and you're saying he is a wum? LOL

 

Having said that, even David Blunkett could draw that conclusion.

 

we're not that bad. SAFC are though.....

 

what brand of porridge?