Drank too much Jura, nearly half a bottle FFS! I dropped the cork and can I **** find it. Now got the munchies and everywhere is closed. Corned beef and onion toasty here I come.
Top tip for the Jura cork mate get one of your lasses wine stoppers with the rubber tings on worked for mine, admittedly it was only the £50 single malt mind so probably not a patch on the stuff you drink with your corned beef and toastie machine. I mean a machine for making toasties what will they think off next?
WTF, you sick ****. Why sully an awesome meal with onions. On another track, I've lived all over the country for a while now and no one has ever heard of a corned beef toastie!
Found it mate it rolled under the sofa, but the sofa with all the metal work in it weighs a ****ing ton. hahaha Not so long ago the first thing you smelt when walking into the clubs and pubs in Sunderland was the corned beef toasties cooking away in their cellophane bags. When I was on the drink nearly every session back then, they were my main source of sustenance, them and Guinness and peanuts. Straight to the pub from work, glass of tomato juice with a small bag of peanuts tipped in, luxury! Then someone invented the kebab and we saved our selves for the end of the night and stuffed our faces then. lol
Well taking no chances with the munchies tonight as the boy is taking a lass for a nosebag at an Italian joint in the City. I have just ordered the 5 course Sunday special from Zeba. A dozen cans of Stones chilling in the fridge. Some canny craic with you lot on here and I'm sorted for the night.
Hahaha I usually order from Zeba as the food is usually quality. The ****ing Rogan is bland as **** I think they forgot the spices and chilli, the onion bhajis are tiny, burnt and lacking in onion. Top it off with it all being cold and I'm a bit peed off. No point in complaining tonight though as who ever was answering the phone couldn't understand what I was ordering in the first place.
Ah but do they do the Thursday and Sunday specials? And how much is the delivery, only a £1 here. My skunk mate reckons they don't do it in the land of the unwashed. "Spice" Is back up and running I think they will be getting my custom from now on. Curries bursting with flavour.
