my line of work

I work in IT and basically fix broken computers. Got a call to a place in falkirk so im here now. The computer belonged to some wee fat **** thats into fetishes and ****. His boss has made me send his detail to scotland yard because the stuff he has on the pc.

He was laughing at the way i walk as well. Dont think any **** in falkirks seen anyone walking on 2 legs .

 

No bad ML

 

Can we just list the perversions on this site?

• Venom: Rape
• ML: Moths
• LR: Pregnancy
• Bollo: Arse Fisting
• Dougie: Amputees
• Tina: German Scheisse Porn
• Pud: Donkeys

Any others?

 

I can't believe that a photo I posted of a bird that happened to have a moth in the background means I have a moth perversion

 

sick bastards

 

I could have said you like wonky tits!

 

fair enough

 

just hope you wrap your moth in cellotape before pumping it

 

i got away with it he uses internet explorer i use firefox so my history was undetected <sexspider>

 

Oh, just seen that ... **** you







Disabled Donkeys - get it right!

 

they usually say that so you dont panic or deviate from your normal routine ;.expect your door to be broken down by the thought police around 4am